DARD-E-SAWAL

me ek sawal hun mujh se koi nahi bach sakta me har dil me rahta hun

inshan k sath hi me bhi janam leta hun

inshan jab zindagi se pareshan ho jata he mujhe ishwar k pass bhejta he
>>> duniya bnane wale kya tere maan me samayi re tune kahe ko duniya banayi re....?

Or jab zindagi me qamyab ho jata he to mujhe un logo k pass bhejta he jo kabhi uske sathi rahe he or zindagi me uske jitne qamyab na ho paye ho >>> or kya kar raha he aaj kal tu..? itna kamjor kaise ho gaya he...? Kuch leta q nahi...?

Or apni qamyabi ki dhonsh jamata he

lekin ye mamuli sa inshan ye bhul gaya he ki mere bina wo kuch nahi he
use zindagi k har pal me meri jaroorat padhti he

mere bina wo subah ki bhaji bhi nahi le sakta chand pe jana to door ki baat he

na na na me badi baat nahi karta me to sach bata raha hun

subah me sabji leni ho sabji wale k pass mujhe bheja jata he >> bhaya kya kya he ..?
Tab wo btaega ki tamatar he bhindi he tinda he
or tum le paoge

pagal k maan me bhi me hota hun >>> me kon hun kiski mujhe talash he...

are me har ameer,garib,padhe likhe,angutha chap

puri duniya ki pahli jarurat hun

chahe duniya kuch kare na kare
me har waqt sath hota hun

me ek sacha premi hun or meri mehbuba ka naam jawab he
agar ye kah do ki hum dono mil k hi duniya chalate he to bhi galat nahi hoga

me har jagah uski talash me rahta hun
laila-majnu , soni-mahiwal ki pream kahani jo ki kuch dino ki thi tum inshano ne use kitna parshidh kar diya jab ki unhe tumne dekha bhi nahi hoga

or me har dum tumhare sath hun me kabhi ameer,garib gore,kale ka faraq bhi nahi karta sabke maan me brabar raha hun

fir bhi mujh pe dhyan nahi dete ho or meri love story pe film nahi bnate :(

jis din me or meri mehbuba duniya se chale jaenge samjho us din duniya hi end ho jaegi
me jab bahot dukhi tha to is mast ne mere dard ko samjha or is ne mujhe bola tention mat le me tera dard duniya tak le jaunga
or is ne dhabe pe mere bare me likha me iska ahsan nahi bhul sakta ye bahot mahan he

are iske charno ko dho k us bache hue pani ko aankho me lagao tumhari aankhe bhi khul jaegi andhe logo

han jane se pahle yahi kahunga mere bina duniya chalna mushkil hi nahi namumkin he

thanku mast tune apna wada nibhaya

GALAT_FAHMI

hajar khwahish-e aesi ki har khwahish pe dum nikle
bahot nikle mere arman magar fir bhi kam nikle

aaj 90% log galat fahmi me zinda he

koi chamtkar hoga hamari zindgi badal jaegi
( lekin hona kuch nahi he )

or galat fahmi me jine ki vajah bhi he
kyon ki ye sasura sach bahot kadwa he
isliye koi bhi iske moo nahi lagna chahta he bahot dard deta he ye sach

inan ko duniya me rahna hi kitne din he
to kyon koi sach k sath rah k dukh uthaega

is liye galat fahmi me rah k sabko khus rahna acha lagta he 8->

is duniya me hamre apne maa,baap,bhai,bahan
hamari khusi hamse chin lena chahte he wo hame apni galat fahmi se nikalne k liye
sach naam ki bekar si chij k kadwe kadwe bolvachan deke dukhi karte he :(

or khud is galat fahmi me khus hote he ki ham unki baato me aa k sudhar jaenge

huh kya hum bevkoof he jo sudhar jaenge

are galat fahmi hi jeevan he

insan k janam k sath galat fahmi ka bhi janam hota he jo uski maut tak sath rahti he

bacha paida hua uske maa baap galat fahmi me

ye bada ho k hamara naam roshan karega

bacha kuch samjhdar hota he khud galat fahmi me ki me ye karunga wo banuga

insan jab tak galat fahmi me jeeta he bahot khus rahta he

is pakau si zindgi me insan ko jo pal khusi k milte he wo 99% galat fahmi se milte he

jaise hi manhus sachai zindgi me aati he dukh start ho jate he

lekin is daur k insan ne bahot taraqee kar li he wo apni khusi ka raaj jaan gaya he

isliye usne apne liye galat fahmi me choor ho k rahe aesi jagah bhi bana li he

jiska naam "yahoo" he or mere jaise hajaro log is duniya ka hissa bane jo subah se le k sham tak is galat fahmi ki duniya me khus rahte he

yahan ka har user khud ko bahot special samjhta he or q na samjhe wo is galatfahmi me jine ko to is duniya ka hissa bana he

lekin mujhe dukh ye he ki yahan bhi log dukhi rahne lage he >> usne mujhe dhoka diya, isne mujhe gali di, wo mic lock kar k beth jata he, wo gande logo ko lata he room me

ab itna kyon sochte ho

unke bhi arman he unhe v apni bhadas nikalne do

isliye kahta hun apne man me insaf or sach jesi bimari ko fatkne bhi diya to tumhari zindgi dukhi ho jaegi

na kisi se sach or insaf ki umeed karo na bolo tum sada khus rahoge

galat fahmi ko chahe jitna kosa jaye me yahi galat fahmi me rahunga ki galatfahmi zindgi me khusiya bhar deti he

is galat fahmi ki vajah se hi mujhe yahoo me har koi apna dost lagta he
meri zindgi badal di he galat fahmi ne
me kafi mota ho gaya tha
jab se galat fahmi me rahne laga hun kafi slim ho gaya hun
aap bhi aaj hi order kare life ko aasan banaye

TARIF

tarif wo shrab he jo kaano se pilayi jati he

or iska nasha itna bhyanak he ki 2 ghoont kaan me jate hi inshan na malum khud ko kya samjhne lagta he

baat tab or bigad jati he jab is nashe ki lat lag jati he fir to jaise inshan ka chalna,rukna,sona,jagna,khana.nahana,bolna,sunna har kaam tarif k peg mangta he tarif na mile to udas ho jata he

aam taur par is nashe ki lat ladkiyo me jyada hoti he unke liye khas taur ki shrab bhi shayar logo ne banayi he jaise >>> ye chand sa roshan chehra..zulfo ka rang sunhara

>>> chehra he ya chand khila...

Is tarah k kayi dose he jo unhe madmast kar dete he
lekin unhe apne qareebi ladko ki banayi hui deshi shrab bahot pasand aati he jo ve unhe thoda romantic thoda senti ho k pilate he
aisa nahi he k sirf ladkiya is nashe me girftar he are ye to wo nasha he jisne kisi ko nahi chora

devtao se laga k danav tak is nashe k shoqeen he

waise shrab peene wale nuksan me hi rahte he fayda to bnane walo or bechne walo ka hota he
ye shrab k saudagar aaj sab se jyada fayde me he
netao k sath rah k chamcho k naam se mashoor he

yahoo me wizdog k naam se mashoor he

inka andaz hi kuch aisa he ki kya batau
kuch dino se me bhi is nashe ki chapet me aa gaya tha apne likhe har blog pe tarif chahta tha lekin ab me is nashe se muqt ho chuka hun ab me subah sirf uthta nahi jagta hun

jane se pahle ye bhi bata du

ki ladke bhi tarif k kam bhooke nahi he
wo tarif lootne ko badi azeeb azeeb si id se aate he

>>> the_monkey_

>> _dog_

punch laga k khud ko alag nasal ka dikhate he ,ye deshi he english belt gale me latkate he... wah..wah..wah

LADKI

jani ye ladki he lag jaye to sab nikal jata he
sir k baal se laga k tijori ka maal tak

waise to ye khud maal kahlati he lekin jisko mil jaye kangal bana deti he dimag se laga k jeb tak sab saaf kar deti he
me apni jeb ko saaf hone se bachane k liye yahoo ki ladkiyo se mila lekin kisamt dekho mera to bheja hi saaf ho gaya

inki baate badi nirali hoti he jab 2 ladkiya chat room me milti he badi khushi dikhati he jaise siso >:d<

janu :x

itna kuch k dekhne wala kahe wah kya pyar he lekin andar se manhus ye q abhi mari he
dusri wali kahti he kutiya yahin bethi he pathaka ban k booter hota to boot kar deti

baap re itni aag nafrat ki ek ladki k man me hi ho sakti he dusri k liye

ab room me dono sath he to inka naya war shuru hota he jyada pm kisko aate he kar k
dono lag jati he apne pm room me show karne me

upar se nakhra dikhati he plz dont pm me
andar se bhagwan tera bhala kare maar pm itne pm kar k wo haar jaye id badal badal k kar plz pm kart jaldi jaldi kar:((

or sara chat room inke show kiye msg se bhar jata he ignore us bande ko tab karti he jab wo pm karna band kar de ye soch k ab tu mere kis kaam ka hurrr

koi ladka love u bol de to 5 mahine tak sabko bataengi jab tak k dusra na bole koi bechara kuch na bole to samne se ungli karti he

mera bheja to waise hi ab chuk gaya he or pagalpan me inshan bolta sach he to ise kori bakwas na samjhna or ladkiyo se 40 kadam door se nikalna verna jawani pm me or budhapa confy me nikal jaega or hosh tab aaega jab usko koi or udaa k le jaega ;)

POOL

ye he pool ye khilona bazar me bahot milta he lekin is se khelne k liye talent bade bade bazar me nahi milta iske liye guru banane ki jarurat he

ye ulta fulta mujhe challenge karta he tujhe haraunga

are ulte dusro ko dara k wo jeet te he jinki id me pani bhara hota he ye chat me khoon pasine ki kamai se karta hun tu chahta he me tere sath pool khelu tu kahe to jeetuuuu tu kahe to haruuuuuuu heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

khiladi banne ka shoq he to theek se khelna sikh ja

buzurgo ne sach hi kaha he sach ki hamesha jeet hoti he jhoote lakh jor laga le lekin wo haar hi jate he aaj mujhe is baat pe yaqeen he me sirf bolta to koi yaqeen nahi karta isliye me proof bhi de chuka hun upar photo k roop me

q ki sabki nazaro me jhoota hun me... koi mera yaqeen nahi karta nafrat karte he log mujh se in logo ne jis tarah se mujhe nafrat di he usse mera chat room me jana hi bekar ho gaya he jata bhi hun to kisi bots ki tarah pada rahta hun

lekin a logo mere sine me bhi dil he , mujhe patthar to na samjho aakhir me hun inshan

are mere marne k baad meri murti bana k ya meri tasvir pe mala daal k ya mere naam se kisi road ka naam de k kya teer maar loge mujhe mere zinda rahte mohabbat do :((

verna anarth ho jaega jab jab kisi sache inshan ko duniya ne sataya he bahot bura hua he mere padosi ne mujh pe ilzam lagaya tha me uski beti ko line marta hun....

dusre din uski beti kisi or k sath bhag gayi..

isliye kahta hun mujhe pareshan na karo mujhe badnam na karo are kuch karna hi he to mujhe apni id me add karo

ye offer sirf ladkiyo k liye he ladke log rjd__vidhayak ko kar sakte he :d dhanywad

---DHABA--POWER--

NP--POWER

abe kaan khajure kya paka raha he ji han jab aesi aawaz kaan me pade samjh lena tumhara kaan ka naseeb khul gaya he

ye yahoo ki np he

np=nana patekar

ji han ye he ladkiyo ki nana patekar he isne apne 5 k sikke jaise kad se yahoo me apna wo sikka jama rakha he ki 1000 ka note bhi iske samne chawanni lagta he

tarah tarah k mic locker laga k bhi log mic hasil nahi kar pate wahin iski id hi kafi he mic free karwane ko

jab ye apni madhur vani se kisi bhens vani walo se vartalap karti he to sara yahoo tham sa jata he hawao me bhi hurrrrrrrr ki jagah np np ki aawaz hoti he

india:16 me iska aashram he bhaqt jano ko wahin aashirwad deti he kisi ko kaan khajuri ki upadhi to kisi ko dhakkan k laqab se navaja he

kisi ko kabz rog he to inse mile ya inki id ka jaap kare jo bhav kha raha he aane me wo aa jaega np ka naam sun k

waise baba raam dev kahte he karne se hoga ;)

lekin np kahti he kuch bhi mat karo dhakkan tab bhi hoga honi ko koi rok nahi saka he jo hona he hoga

ye yahoo mic pe baato se hi aalom vilom, kapal bhati sab karwa deti he

ye mic pe yoga aashan hi aise karwati he k ladke ludhak ludhak k ludke ho gaye or ladkiya ludhak ludhak k ludkiya ho gai

iske mic pe jaane se wo id bhi hilne dulne lagti he jo barso se room me pani ki matki ki tarah padi he

are iski vani me bahot dam he kranti ki aag he are itni choti si umr me jesi baate ye karti he wo dekh k lagta he ye yahoo pe bahot waqt tak rahegi

kam se kam bhi 20,22 saal to ye or yahoo pe rahegi iske naam se yahoo k room honge

mic locker honge mujhe to lagta he ek din yahoo ka name hi badal k np ho jaega agar aisa ho jata he to mujhe koi tazzub nahi hoga or khusi bhi nahi hogi q ki aisa ho sakta he

or khusi isliye nahi hogi q ki ye karne me yahoo wale late kar rahe he

kai hajar ache user marte he tab ja k aesi 1 aatma banti he

is yahoo ki rajnikant he ye is yahoo ki aamir khan he ye is yahoo ki amitabh he is yahoo ki ketrina , aishwarya nahi he ye

isko hamne to yahoo ki vajah se jana he aane wali nasle np ki vajah se yahoo ko janegi

jald hi isko le k colum banaya jaega jahan sirf iske bare me pakaya jaega

----DHABA--POWER----

AMEERO_KA_KUTTA_PYAR

na na na me ameero k pyar ko kutta nahi kah raha hun

me to unke kutto se pyar k bare me baat kar raha hun. unki jaan se jyada pyare hote he unhe apne kutte apne maa baap se jyada pyare hote he unhe apne kutte. aam tor pe to kutto ko ghar ki rakhwali k liye rakha jata he

lekin in ameero k kutto ki shan nirali hoti he inki rakhwali pura ghar kutta ban k karta he

jab inse is kutta prem k bare me pucho to kahte he ye bade wafadar hote ye kabhi apne malik k ghar chori nahi karte

jab malik ka mood sahi na ho to ye kadmo me aa k beth jate he ye sache dost he hamare.

me kaioko ungli karu unke pyar me unka pyar salamat rahe

ab garib log kahte he ki ameer unhe kutta samjhte he to me kahta hun sale 2 kodi k gareeb teri itni auqat tu unka kutta bane

jis din ye ameero ne gareebo ko kutta samjh liya na to is duniya me koi gareeb nahi rahega sale tum log isi liye gareeb ho ghatiya log

chawanni ki auqat nahi kahte ho ameer ham ko kutta samjhte he.

abe sikho unke kutto se ab bhi kuch bigda nahi he lag jao chaplusi me sahi bolta hun bhot fayda hoga

abhi tumhari auqat unke darwaje me bhi khade rahne ki nahi he jab tum unke kutte ban jaoge

unke bister tak pahunch jaoge name bhi english milenge ramlaal se mr.tomy ban jaoge .

tumhare hagne mootne ki jimedari bhi ye khud utha lenge are bhot aish karoge lekin afsos aisa ho nahi paega

uparwale ne tum me 1 hi chiz to galat dali he heakdi jisko tum khuddari ka name dete ho wahi tumhara bhagy uday nahi hone deti

har kutta chupchap se kuch kahta he, andar usme kon rahta he. asian paint kutto k rang.

chal bhai kunal tabel saaf kar kutte aaye he sorry customer aaye he

shayar--e--yahoo

1 hi ullu kafi he barbade yahoostan karne ko, har room me ullu bethe he anzame yahoostan kya hoga

g han ye he yahoo k mirza ghalib

ye aise sher sunate he jinka matlab ye khud nahi jante

bas 4 item dekhe ki lapak k mic pe aa jaenge or arz karna shuru kar denge

jaise jo sher ye bol rahe he inke baap ne likhe ho

aise logo k liye kuch me hi arz kar du

ki chura chura k sher ye shayari karte he,apni beti ki umr ki ladkiyo se tharak karte he.

maar k jute bhgaa do inhe apne chat room se, ye wahi kamine he jo mayyat pe bhi shayri karte he.

inki biwiya bhuki ho to ye khana nahi khilate sher sunate he. or bechari biwiya is dar se khamosh ho jati he

ki khana nahi milega to shayad bach jaengi agar isne sher sunana band na kiya to mar hi jaengi.

apni aulad ko kapde nahi dilwate kahte he inshan ko apne asli roop me hi rahna chahiye

ab me pucha ye sab q he..? to kahte he

ishq ka rog kuch is tarah badh gaya he, mere aulad me malikka sherawat dhundhta hun

wah wah wah wah wah

me to kahta hu khuda kare tere v kapde utar jaye, or tu v kisi k sapno ki rakhi sawant nazar aaye.

tujh pe fida ho jaye koi sardar, or karde kiss to tera bhi muqaddar sawar jaye.

shayar bhgaao yahoo bachao

verna yahoo bhi shayriyo me hi rah jaega

shayar bada hi kayar hota he, baat talwaro se katne or goliyo se takrane ki karta he.

real me sade ande tamatar se bhi darta he

7-10-2010

ye tarikh meri zindgi me achanak se bhot badlav kar gayi 7-10-2010 mujhe aaj pyar hua , mera dil kisi pe mar mita kamal ye he ki is din me 23 ghante online raha mujhe laga ab life set he lekin kahte he ki har khusi kuch waqt ki hoti he idhar date change hui idhar fir se me dukhi ho gaya mujhe lagta he meri zindgi me 7 tarikh hi khusi layi thi jo apne sath le bhi gayi zhatka mujhe tab laga jab mere pyar ka ganja sir mere samne aaya me dar gaya tha log kya kahnge aadha chand to thik tha tu to pura le aaya fir bhi maine apne dil pe patthar rakha or socha to kya hua takli he to har baar auart hi qurbani deti he q mard qurbani nahi dete me qurbani dene ko khud ko tayar hi kiya tha ki 1 aurat or yahoo ki duniya me khud ko mitane ja rahi thi sun k dukh hua ki usne kisi pe yakin kar k wo sab dikhaya jo use nahi dikahan tha lekin us dekhne wale ne uske yakin ko boot mar k uska yakin sign out mar diya or uske roop ko duniya k samne dikhane laga mujhe gussa aata he aise logo pe jo kisi k yakin ko todte he or usse v jyada gussa aata he aise logo pe jo kisi pe yakin karte he ab mujhe dekh lo me yakin kiya kya mila mujhe takli na iske liye bhai kabhi yakin mat karo kisi pe me bhot uljha hua ki kya karu mujhe samjh nahi aata socha tha bhot bakwas marunga lekin jaise meri bakwas pe tala hi lag gaya he kuch bol hi nahi pa raha hun meri asi halat dekh k tum log v dukhi hoge lekin kya karo zindgi ka har din 7-10-2010 nahi hota zindgi me 8 tarikh v hoti he mere liye dua karna mere mashooq k takle pe baal aa jae or us bechari yahoo ki mari k liye v dua karna ki yahoo pe galtiya to ki he tune ab yahoo chor de mar k kuch nahi milega pahle aise nek kaam kar lo ki mar k uparwale ko moo dikha sako nahi to mar k v sote hi padenge cahlo ab kalti

aapka swagat he bakwas k sath

aakhir maine wo kadam utha hi liya, jo mujhe nahi uthana tha ab na jane kya kya bakwas kiya karunga q ki mujhe sabse jyada pyari he bakwas "salman ko jitna ketrina se pyar hoga" "sahrukh ko jitna karan johar se pyar hoga" ye to jane duniya sari lekin mera pyar in se bhi aage he mujhe meri bakwas se pyar he is bakwas ki vajah se maine galiya khai he lekin kahte he sache aashiq duniya ki parwah nahi karte wo to bas pyar karte he to me bhi pyar karta hun apni bakwas se tum log jante ho mujhe har bakwas item pasand he han mujhe ladkiya pasand he ab unse jyada bakwas to uparwale ne kuch nahi banaya he bura na maniyo me to bakwas kar raha hun