Sunday, November 21, 2010

POOL


ye he pool ye khilona bazar me bahot milta he lekin is se khelne k liye talent bade bade bazar me nahi milta iske liye guru banane ki jarurat he
ye ulta fulta mujhe challenge karta he tujhe haraunga

are ulte dusro ko dara k wo jeet te he jinki id me pani bhara hota he ye chat me khoon pasine ki kamai se karta hun tu chahta he me tere sath pool khelu tu kahe to jeetuuuu tu kahe to haruuuuuuu heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
khiladi banne ka shoq he to theek se khelna sikh ja

buzurgo ne sach hi kaha he sach ki hamesha jeet hoti he jhoote lakh jor laga le lekin wo haar hi jate he aaj mujhe is baat pe yaqeen he me sirf bolta to koi yaqeen nahi karta isliye me proof bhi de chuka hun upar photo k roop me
q ki sabki nazaro me jhoota hun me... koi mera yaqeen nahi karta nafrat karte he log mujh se in logo ne jis tarah se mujhe nafrat di he usse mera chat room me jana hi bekar ho gaya he jata bhi hun to kisi bots ki tarah pada rahta hun
lekin a logo mere sine me bhi dil he , mujhe patthar to na samjho aakhir me hun inshan

are mere marne k baad meri murti bana k ya meri tasvir pe mala daal k ya mere naam se kisi road ka naam de k kya teer maar loge mujhe mere zinda rahte mohabbat do :((

verna anarth ho jaega jab jab kisi sache inshan ko duniya ne sataya he bahot bura hua he mere padosi ne mujh pe ilzam lagaya tha me uski beti ko line marta hun....
dusre din uski beti kisi or k sath bhag gayi..
isliye kahta hun mujhe pareshan na karo mujhe badnam na karo are kuch karna hi he to mujhe apni id me add karo
ye offer sirf ladkiyo k liye he ladke log rjd__vidhayak ko kar sakte he :d dhanywad

---DHABA--POWER--



Wednesday, November 3, 2010

NP--POWER

abe kaan khajure kya paka raha he ji han jab aesi aawaz kaan me pade samjh lena tumhara kaan ka naseeb khul gaya he
ye yahoo ki np he
np=nana patekar

ji han ye he ladkiyo ki nana patekar he isne apne 5 k sikke jaise kad se yahoo me apna wo sikka jama rakha he ki 1000 ka note bhi iske samne chawanni lagta he
tarah tarah k mic locker laga k bhi log mic hasil nahi kar pate wahin iski id hi kafi he mic free karwane ko
jab ye apni madhur vani se kisi bhens vani walo se vartalap karti he to sara yahoo tham sa jata he hawao me bhi hurrrrrrrr ki jagah np np ki aawaz hoti he

india:16 me iska aashram he bhaqt jano ko wahin aashirwad deti he kisi ko kaan khajuri ki upadhi to kisi ko dhakkan k laqab se navaja he
kisi ko kabz rog he to inse mile ya inki id ka jaap kare jo bhav kha raha he aane me wo aa jaega np ka naam sun k
waise baba raam dev kahte he karne se hoga ;)
lekin np kahti he kuch bhi mat karo dhakkan tab bhi hoga honi ko koi rok nahi saka he jo hona he hoga
ye yahoo mic pe baato se hi aalom vilom, kapal bhati sab karwa deti he

ye mic pe yoga aashan hi aise karwati he k ladke ludhak ludhak k ludke ho gaye or ladkiya ludhak ludhak k ludkiya ho gai

iske mic pe jaane se wo id bhi hilne dulne lagti he jo barso se room me pani ki matki ki tarah padi he
are iski vani me bahot dam he kranti ki aag he are itni choti si umr me jesi baate ye karti he wo dekh k lagta he ye yahoo pe bahot waqt tak rahegi
kam se kam bhi 20,22 saal to ye or yahoo pe rahegi iske naam se yahoo k room honge
mic locker honge mujhe to lagta he ek din yahoo ka name hi badal k np ho jaega agar aisa ho jata he to mujhe koi tazzub nahi hoga or khusi bhi nahi hogi q ki aisa ho sakta he
or khusi isliye nahi hogi q ki ye karne me yahoo wale late kar rahe he
kai hajar ache user marte he tab ja k aesi 1 aatma banti he
is yahoo ki rajnikant he ye is yahoo ki aamir khan he ye is yahoo ki amitabh he is yahoo ki ketrina , aishwarya nahi he ye
isko hamne to yahoo ki vajah se jana he aane wali nasle np ki vajah se yahoo ko janegi

jald hi isko le k colum banaya jaega jahan sirf iske bare me pakaya jaega
----DHABA--POWER----