Monday, October 18, 2010

AMEERO_KA_KUTTA_PYAR

na na na me ameero k pyar ko kutta nahi kah raha hun
me to unke kutto se pyar k bare me baat kar raha hun. unki jaan se jyada pyare hote he unhe apne kutte apne maa baap se jyada pyare hote he unhe apne kutte. aam tor pe to kutto ko ghar ki rakhwali k liye rakha jata he
lekin in ameero k kutto ki shan nirali hoti he inki rakhwali pura ghar kutta ban k karta he

jab inse is kutta prem k bare me pucho to kahte he ye bade wafadar hote ye kabhi apne malik k ghar chori nahi karte
jab malik ka mood sahi na ho to ye kadmo me aa k beth jate he ye sache dost he hamare.
me kaioko ungli karu unke pyar me unka pyar salamat rahe
ab garib log kahte he ki ameer unhe kutta samjhte he to me kahta hun sale 2 kodi k gareeb teri itni auqat tu unka kutta bane
jis din ye ameero ne gareebo ko kutta samjh liya na to is duniya me koi gareeb nahi rahega sale tum log isi liye gareeb ho ghatiya log
chawanni ki auqat nahi kahte ho ameer ham ko kutta samjhte he.

abe sikho unke kutto se ab bhi kuch bigda nahi he lag jao chaplusi me sahi bolta hun bhot fayda hoga
abhi tumhari auqat unke darwaje me bhi khade rahne ki nahi he jab tum unke kutte ban jaoge

unke bister tak pahunch jaoge name bhi english milenge ramlaal se mr.tomy ban jaoge .

tumhare hagne mootne ki jimedari bhi ye khud utha lenge are bhot aish karoge lekin afsos aisa ho nahi paega
uparwale ne tum me 1 hi chiz to galat dali he heakdi jisko tum khuddari ka name dete ho wahi tumhara bhagy uday nahi hone deti
har kutta chupchap se kuch kahta he, andar usme kon rahta he. asian paint kutto k rang.

chal bhai kunal tabel saaf kar kutte aaye he sorry customer aaye he

Monday, October 11, 2010

shayar--e--yahoo

1 hi ullu kafi he barbade yahoostan karne ko, har room me ullu bethe he anzame yahoostan kya hoga

g han ye he yahoo k mirza ghalib

ye aise sher sunate he jinka matlab ye khud nahi jante

bas 4 item dekhe ki lapak k mic pe aa jaenge or arz karna shuru kar denge

jaise jo sher ye bol rahe he inke baap ne likhe ho

aise logo k liye kuch me hi arz kar du

ki chura chura k sher ye shayari karte he,apni beti ki umr ki ladkiyo se tharak karte he.

maar k jute bhgaa do inhe apne chat room se, ye wahi kamine he jo mayyat pe bhi shayri karte he.


inki biwiya bhuki ho to ye khana nahi khilate sher sunate he. or bechari biwiya is dar se khamosh ho jati he


ki khana nahi milega to shayad bach jaengi agar isne sher sunana band na kiya to mar hi jaengi.


apni aulad ko kapde nahi dilwate kahte he inshan ko apne asli roop me hi rahna chahiye

ab me pucha ye sab q he..? to kahte he

ishq ka rog kuch is tarah badh gaya he, mere aulad me malikka sherawat dhundhta hun


wah wah wah wah wah

me to kahta hu khuda kare tere v kapde utar jaye, or tu v kisi k sapno ki rakhi sawant nazar aaye.


tujh pe fida ho jaye koi sardar, or karde kiss to tera bhi muqaddar sawar jaye.


shayar bhgaao yahoo bachao

verna yahoo bhi shayriyo me hi rah jaega

shayar bada hi kayar hota he, baat talwaro se katne or goliyo se takrane ki karta he.

real me sade ande tamatar se bhi darta he


Thursday, October 7, 2010

7-10-2010

ye tarikh meri zindgi me achanak se bhot badlav kar gayi 7-10-2010 mujhe aaj pyar hua , mera dil kisi pe mar mita kamal ye he ki is din me 23 ghante online raha mujhe laga ab life set he lekin kahte he ki har khusi kuch waqt ki hoti he idhar date change hui idhar fir se me dukhi ho gaya mujhe lagta he meri zindgi me 7 tarikh hi khusi layi thi jo apne sath le bhi gayi zhatka mujhe tab laga jab mere pyar ka ganja sir mere samne aaya me dar gaya tha log kya kahnge aadha chand to thik tha tu to pura le aaya fir bhi maine apne dil pe patthar rakha or socha to kya hua takli he to har baar auart hi qurbani deti he q mard qurbani nahi dete me qurbani dene ko khud ko tayar hi kiya tha ki 1 aurat or yahoo ki duniya me khud ko mitane ja rahi thi sun k dukh hua ki usne kisi pe yakin kar k wo sab dikhaya jo use nahi dikahan tha lekin us dekhne wale ne uske yakin ko boot mar k uska yakin sign out mar diya or uske roop ko duniya k samne dikhane laga mujhe gussa aata he aise logo pe jo kisi k yakin ko todte he or usse v jyada gussa aata he aise logo pe jo kisi pe yakin karte he ab mujhe dekh lo me yakin kiya kya mila mujhe takli na iske liye bhai kabhi yakin mat karo kisi pe me bhot uljha hua ki kya karu mujhe samjh nahi aata socha tha bhot bakwas marunga lekin jaise meri bakwas pe tala hi lag gaya he kuch bol hi nahi pa raha hun meri asi halat dekh k tum log v dukhi hoge lekin kya karo zindgi ka har din 7-10-2010 nahi hota zindgi me 8 tarikh v hoti he mere liye dua karna mere mashooq k takle pe baal aa jae or us bechari yahoo ki mari k liye v dua karna ki yahoo pe galtiya to ki he tune ab yahoo chor de mar k kuch nahi milega pahle aise nek kaam kar lo ki mar k uparwale ko moo dikha sako nahi to mar k v sote hi padenge cahlo ab kalti

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

aapka swagat he bakwas k sath


aakhir maine wo kadam utha hi liya, jo mujhe nahi uthana tha ab na jane kya kya bakwas kiya karunga q ki mujhe sabse jyada pyari he bakwas "salman ko jitna ketrina se pyar hoga" "sahrukh ko jitna karan johar se pyar hoga" ye to jane duniya sari lekin mera pyar in se bhi aage he mujhe meri bakwas se pyar he is bakwas ki vajah se maine galiya khai he lekin kahte he sache aashiq duniya ki parwah nahi karte wo to bas pyar karte he to me bhi pyar karta hun apni bakwas se tum log jante ho mujhe har bakwas item pasand he han mujhe ladkiya pasand he ab unse jyada bakwas to uparwale ne kuch nahi banaya he bura na maniyo me to bakwas kar raha hun