Tuesday, December 21, 2010

DARD-E-SAWAL


me ek sawal hun mujh se koi nahi bach sakta me har dil me rahta hun

inshan k sath hi me bhi janam leta hun

inshan jab zindagi se pareshan ho jata he mujhe ishwar k pass bhejta he
>>> duniya bnane wale kya tere maan me samayi re tune kahe ko duniya banayi re....?

Or jab zindagi me qamyab ho jata he to mujhe un logo k pass bhejta he jo kabhi uske sathi rahe he or zindagi me uske jitne qamyab na ho paye ho >>> or kya kar raha he aaj kal tu..? itna kamjor kaise ho gaya he...? Kuch leta q nahi...?

Or apni qamyabi ki dhonsh jamata he

lekin ye mamuli sa inshan ye bhul gaya he ki mere bina wo kuch nahi he
use zindagi k har pal me meri jaroorat padhti he

mere bina wo subah ki bhaji bhi nahi le sakta chand pe jana to door ki baat he

na na na me badi baat nahi karta me to sach bata raha hun

subah me sabji leni ho sabji wale k pass mujhe bheja jata he >> bhaya kya kya he ..?
Tab wo btaega ki tamatar he bhindi he tinda he
or tum le paoge

pagal k maan me bhi me hota hun >>> me kon hun kiski mujhe talash he...

are me har ameer,garib,padhe likhe,angutha chap

puri duniya ki pahli jarurat hun

chahe duniya kuch kare na kare
me har waqt sath hota hun

me ek sacha premi hun or meri mehbuba ka naam jawab he
agar ye kah do ki hum dono mil k hi duniya chalate he to bhi galat nahi hoga

me har jagah uski talash me rahta hun
laila-majnu , soni-mahiwal ki pream kahani jo ki kuch dino ki thi tum inshano ne use kitna parshidh kar diya jab ki unhe tumne dekha bhi nahi hoga

or me har dum tumhare sath hun me kabhi ameer,garib gore,kale ka faraq bhi nahi karta sabke maan me brabar raha hun

fir bhi mujh pe dhyan nahi dete ho or meri love story pe film nahi bnate :(

jis din me or meri mehbuba duniya se chale jaenge samjho us din duniya hi end ho jaegi
me jab bahot dukhi tha to is mast ne mere dard ko samjha or is ne mujhe bola tention mat le me tera dard duniya tak le jaunga
or is ne dhabe pe mere bare me likha me iska ahsan nahi bhul sakta ye bahot mahan he

are iske charno ko dho k us bache hue pani ko aankho me lagao tumhari aankhe bhi khul jaegi andhe logo

han jane se pahle yahi kahunga mere bina duniya chalna mushkil hi nahi namumkin he

thanku mast tune apna wada nibhaya

Monday, December 20, 2010

GALAT_FAHMI



hajar khwahish-e aesi ki har khwahish pe dum nikle
bahot nikle mere arman magar fir bhi kam nikle

aaj 90% log galat fahmi me zinda he

koi chamtkar hoga hamari zindgi badal jaegi
( lekin hona kuch nahi he )

or galat fahmi me jine ki vajah bhi he
kyon ki ye sasura sach bahot kadwa he
isliye koi bhi iske moo nahi lagna chahta he bahot dard deta he ye sach

inan ko duniya me rahna hi kitne din he
to kyon koi sach k sath rah k dukh uthaega

is liye galat fahmi me rah k sabko khus rahna acha lagta he 8->

is duniya me hamre apne maa,baap,bhai,bahan
hamari khusi hamse chin lena chahte he wo hame apni galat fahmi se nikalne k liye
sach naam ki bekar si chij k kadwe kadwe bolvachan deke dukhi karte he :(

or khud is galat fahmi me khus hote he ki ham unki baato me aa k sudhar jaenge

huh kya hum bevkoof he jo sudhar jaenge

are galat fahmi hi jeevan he

insan k janam k sath galat fahmi ka bhi janam hota he jo uski maut tak sath rahti he

bacha paida hua uske maa baap galat fahmi me

ye bada ho k hamara naam roshan karega

bacha kuch samjhdar hota he khud galat fahmi me ki me ye karunga wo banuga

insan jab tak galat fahmi me jeeta he bahot khus rahta he

is pakau si zindgi me insan ko jo pal khusi k milte he wo 99% galat fahmi se milte he

jaise hi manhus sachai zindgi me aati he dukh start ho jate he

lekin is daur k insan ne bahot taraqee kar li he wo apni khusi ka raaj jaan gaya he

isliye usne apne liye galat fahmi me choor ho k rahe aesi jagah bhi bana li he

jiska naam "yahoo" he or mere jaise hajaro log is duniya ka hissa bane jo subah se le k sham tak is galat fahmi ki duniya me khus rahte he

yahan ka har user khud ko bahot special samjhta he or q na samjhe wo is galatfahmi me jine ko to is duniya ka hissa bana he

lekin mujhe dukh ye he ki yahan bhi log dukhi rahne lage he >> usne mujhe dhoka diya, isne mujhe gali di, wo mic lock kar k beth jata he, wo gande logo ko lata he room me

ab itna kyon sochte ho

unke bhi arman he unhe v apni bhadas nikalne do

isliye kahta hun apne man me insaf or sach jesi bimari ko fatkne bhi diya to tumhari zindgi dukhi ho jaegi

na kisi se sach or insaf ki umeed karo na bolo tum sada khus rahoge

galat fahmi ko chahe jitna kosa jaye me yahi galat fahmi me rahunga ki galatfahmi zindgi me khusiya bhar deti he

is galat fahmi ki vajah se hi mujhe yahoo me har koi apna dost lagta he
meri zindgi badal di he galat fahmi ne
me kafi mota ho gaya tha
jab se galat fahmi me rahne laga hun kafi slim ho gaya hun
aap bhi aaj hi order kare life ko aasan banaye

Thursday, December 16, 2010

TARIF




tarif wo shrab he jo kaano se pilayi jati he

or iska nasha itna bhyanak he ki 2 ghoont kaan me jate hi inshan na malum khud ko kya samjhne lagta he

baat tab or bigad jati he jab is nashe ki lat lag jati he fir to jaise inshan ka chalna,rukna,sona,jagna,khana.nahana,bolna,sunna har kaam tarif k peg mangta he tarif na mile to udas ho jata he

aam taur par is nashe ki lat ladkiyo me jyada hoti he unke liye khas taur ki shrab bhi shayar logo ne banayi he jaise >>> ye chand sa roshan chehra..zulfo ka rang sunhara

>>> chehra he ya chand khila...

Is tarah k kayi dose he jo unhe madmast kar dete he
lekin unhe apne qareebi ladko ki banayi hui deshi shrab bahot pasand aati he jo ve unhe thoda romantic thoda senti ho k pilate he
aisa nahi he k sirf ladkiya is nashe me girftar he are ye to wo nasha he jisne kisi ko nahi chora

devtao se laga k danav tak is nashe k shoqeen he

waise shrab peene wale nuksan me hi rahte he fayda to bnane walo or bechne walo ka hota he
ye shrab k saudagar aaj sab se jyada fayde me he
netao k sath rah k chamcho k naam se mashoor he

yahoo me wizdog k naam se mashoor he

inka andaz hi kuch aisa he ki kya batau
kuch dino se me bhi is nashe ki chapet me aa gaya tha apne likhe har blog pe tarif chahta tha lekin ab me is nashe se muqt ho chuka hun ab me subah sirf uthta nahi jagta hun

jane se pahle ye bhi bata du

ki ladke bhi tarif k kam bhooke nahi he
wo tarif lootne ko badi azeeb azeeb si id se aate he

>>> the_monkey_

>> _dog_

punch laga k khud ko alag nasal ka dikhate he ,ye deshi he english belt gale me latkate he... wah..wah..wah

Monday, December 13, 2010

LADKI





jani ye ladki he lag jaye to sab nikal jata he
sir k baal se laga k tijori ka maal tak

waise to ye khud maal kahlati he lekin jisko mil jaye kangal bana deti he dimag se laga k jeb tak sab saaf kar deti he
me apni jeb ko saaf hone se bachane k liye yahoo ki ladkiyo se mila lekin kisamt dekho mera to bheja hi saaf ho gaya

inki baate badi nirali hoti he jab 2 ladkiya chat room me milti he badi khushi dikhati he jaise siso >:d<

janu :x

itna kuch k dekhne wala kahe wah kya pyar he lekin andar se manhus ye q abhi mari he
dusri wali kahti he kutiya yahin bethi he pathaka ban k booter hota to boot kar deti

baap re itni aag nafrat ki ek ladki k man me hi ho sakti he dusri k liye

ab room me dono sath he to inka naya war shuru hota he jyada pm kisko aate he kar k
dono lag jati he apne pm room me show karne me

upar se nakhra dikhati he plz dont pm me
andar se bhagwan tera bhala kare maar pm itne pm kar k wo haar jaye id badal badal k kar plz pm kart jaldi jaldi kar:((

or sara chat room inke show kiye msg se bhar jata he ignore us bande ko tab karti he jab wo pm karna band kar de ye soch k ab tu mere kis kaam ka hurrr

koi ladka love u bol de to 5 mahine tak sabko bataengi jab tak k dusra na bole koi bechara kuch na bole to samne se ungli karti he

mera bheja to waise hi ab chuk gaya he or pagalpan me inshan bolta sach he to ise kori bakwas na samjhna or ladkiyo se 40 kadam door se nikalna verna jawani pm me or budhapa confy me nikal jaega or hosh tab aaega jab usko koi or udaa k le jaega ;)