RUPYA PAISA KAMANE K RAHASYMAYI TARIKE ( DHANWAN -AMEER)

                                                        
                                                        bharat  rishi muniyo ka desh he !!

in mahatamao ko parmatma ne apne kayi rahsya bata rakhe he..  lekin ye un rahsyo ko apne mann me hi chupa K rakhTe he

 kisi  kisi pe INKI kripa drashti pad JATI  to ye bata dete he

lekin wo bhi unsuljhi pahlei  ki tarah jisne  suljha liya wo labh utha leta he jo nahi samjh paya wo isi
gutthi me ulajh k rah jata he!!

aaj  aapko isi tarah ki unsuljhi gutthi  suljha  k deta hun  kaam aa jaye to dua dena  is se bhi labh na utha sako to doob marna   iske  bad   bhi kuch nahi kar paao to !!
jeena vyarth he bojh he apman he

zindagi gujarne  k liye sabse  zaroori  chiz kya he ?

pagal ko bhi ye sawal  puchoge to patthar  maar k kahega paisa  or  kya sala   hota mere paas   to pagal nahi hota me :|

haan  ye sach he  90% mushkil  paise se  aasan ho jati he..  jiske paas paisa nahi he  wahi samjh sakta he is baat ko
ye chiz hi aesi he jitna ho  kam hi lagta he   khair  ye  faltu ki baat  chor  k sidhe  mudde ki baat pe aate he!!

QUE.1 dhan  ki devi  kon .....?  ( A) .DURGA  ( b). SARSVATI  (c). PARVATI  (D). LAXMI

ANS. (D) LAXMI  bilkul sahi jawab is sawal ka jawab de kar jeete to kuch bhi nahi ho aage  chalte he  shayed kuch jeet jaao

QUE.2 laxmi ka vahan kon...? (A). MARUTI 800   ( B ).  PULSHAR  ( C )  TATA NAINO ( D ) ULLU



hmm  D. ullu   ko lock kar diya  jaye :-?   bilkul sahi jawab D ullu  is ka jawab de kar bhi aapne kuch nahi jeeta he


in sawalo ka jawab bachhe bhi jante he

lekin ye  batao   laxmi ka vahan ullu   kyon he ?   koi  mahngi si car  ya  achhi si bike   kyon nahi

batao nahi malum na ?  pata he mujhe tumhe  iska jawab nahi malum he ;))

agar iska jawab malum hota to tum log abhi ye blog pe dhanwan banne  k tarike nahi padh rahe hote  aish maar rahe hote :))

na to petrol ki mahngayi na bheed zyada hona  hi vajah he   bhai pahle hi bola he is desh me sare rahsya pahleiyo me he

jisne suljha liya uske vare k nyare

laxmi  ji ne bhi ye rahsya bataya lekin paheli me :d  ab baat zyada lambi kiye bina sidhe se rasta dikha hi du


sidhi si baat he laxmi aati he ullu pe beth k agar tumhe dhanwan banna he  to  sabse pahle ullu banana  sikh lo


ye  ullu  aapke aas paas hi hote he  bas  unhe achhe se banane ki zaroorat he :d

itihas gawah he jisne jitna zyada ullu banaya usne  utna maal batora he


pahle  hum bharat vasiyo ko raja maharajao ne ullu  banaya or aish ki


fir angrezo ne ab neta log  bana  rahe  he  or laxmi ki kripa paa  rahe he

aaj  k yug me  sirf neta hi ullu nahi bana  rahe  sara  k sara desh hi ullu banane me laga he


zyada logo ko kam waqt me  sath me ullu banane ko bade level k ullubazo  tv ka sahara liya he


wo  kahin  gora hone ki cream bech k ullu  bana rahe  to  kahin  slim hone  k  belt bech k


or   pata hote hue bhi  log bade aaram se  ullu ban rahe he


or  laxmi  un pe beth k ja rahi  banane  wale ki tijori me


aap jisko pana chahe  usse  toot k mohabbat kare kisi ki parwah kiye  bina  tab hi aapko wo chiz milti he or itihash  gawah he


apne prem ko pane  k liye  kayi aashiq  aise hue he   jinhone  apne  maa  baap  desh  duniya logo se bagavat kar li


tum bhi is tarah k aahiq bano or paise ko apni mehbooba  bana k  usko toot k chaho usse mohabbat karo


uske  or tumhare bich jo aane  ki koshish kare  usse rishte-nate  tod  do  ek na ek din tumhe tumhari mohabbat mil jaegi ...


ullu banane  k liye sabse pahle  apne dil se " RAHAM" "DAYA" "WAFADARI" naam ki  bekar ki


chizO  ko bahar nikal feko  ye  badi  badha he dhan k marg me kamini har jagah tang ada deti he


or laxmiJI  se door kar deti he :|

free me  milne wali har chiz  utha lo chahe  kaam ki ho ya na ho !!

 or chahe  tumhari jaan jane ka khatra  ho kisi chiz  se  or  dost padoshi rishtedar k liye

wo  zaroori ho to free  me mat do [-(

bhikariyo se talluk banao or kam kimat me  unse  rotiya kharid lo wo waise  bhi wo itna zyada mang k le aate he  ki  4 din tak unke kaam lag jaye or   faltu me khana fek dete he

is tarah bhojan  ka  sahi upyog ho jaega  or tumhe  bhi  gas ki badhti  kimat bhi nahi akhregi

akhbar kharido mat subah jaldi uth k ghumne ki aadat dalo or padosiyo k yahan se chura lo waise isme paap nahi he
ye akhbar wale khud bhi chori  ki khabar  or kahani hi chapte he   to chori  k  maal  ko chura k hi istmal karo

gaay  bhenso ko basi roti khilane ki aadat bhi dalo usse fayda ye hoga ki aap  kuch roti khila k taza dudh bhi nikal sakte he  jisse subah ki chay ka intzam ho jaega ye bhi chori nahi he ye bahadoori  ka kaam he isme  gaay bhens ki laat se aapke dant tootne ka bhi dar he :|


waise  to bike n car kharido hi mat agar kharid hi li he  to  kabhi petrol  mat kharido


apne padosi  ya dost  se kuch zaroori kaam  ka bahana bana k  mang lo bike or


thoda  sa petrol usme se chura lo  boond  boond  se   tanki bhar lo apni bike ki

waise train me langda  k chadhoge to jagah bhi mil jaegi or paise bhi nahi lagenge

koi kya sochega mere bare me ye khyal to  galti se bhi dil me mat aane do   jis din ye khyal aana shuru hota he

usi din se daridrta tumhari mehman ban k sath aane lagti he jaise jaise ye khyal apni pakad banata he

garibi bhi jade jama leti he

aaj paise k liye  log sari duniya k samne apni bahu betiyo k sath  KAZRARE KAZRARE BOL K thoomke lagate he or sab unki tarif karte he

 vajah unhone besharmi   kar kar k paisa kama liya he  or ab wo paise wale he

unhi ki tarah besharm bano sharam naam  ki bimari se picha  chura lo

                              ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna

ZINDAGI ME AAPNE PAISA KAISE KAMAYA YE AHMIYAT NAHI RAKHTA ..AAPNE   KITNA KAMAYA YE AHAM HE

shadi k baad jaise hi nayi bahu apne ghar aati he sab kyon kahte he laxmi aayi he vajah saaf he dulha ullu  

hota he or us pe savar ho k aayi  he

ye duniya ka dastoor he  jo yugo se chalta aa raha he zindagi me  sab ek dusre ko ullu bana k  hi  chal rahe he agar tum kahin ullu  ban gaye ho to  us baat  ko le  k dukhi mat  ho  or na hi aanshu bahao kyonki koi kitna hi shyana kyon na ho ullu banta hi he

aage  badho  hosla  rakho or ent ka jawab patthar se  do

or  jo mile use ullu banao ek soor me gaao mile ullu mera tumhara to ullu  bane hamara
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VASHIKARAN--MANTRA

har jagah nirash kisi kaam me safalta na milna  haath aaye  avsar bhi naqamyabi me badal jana to har inshan nirasha me doob k apna jevan barbad kar leta he..lekin ab nirash hone ki jarurat nahi he...
   na to hum aapko bechne aaye  he tavij na hi  koi chamtkari anguthi na koi chamtkari mala..... hum to aapka parichay karwaenge aapko apne hi andar chupi shaktiyo se jinhe aapko mantro se sadhna he
 yahan diye ja rahe kuch mantra

in mantro ka upyog kar k aap kisi ko bhi apne vash me kar sakte he jawan se laga k budhiya aurat ko  ya bache  se laga  k budhe mard ko

ya kisi  bhi janwar ko apne ishare pe nacha sakte he ya  aap se milo door bethe kisi bhi vyakti ko aap bethe bethe  kuch mantro k upyog se apne paas  bula sakte he
 yahan aapko diye ja rahe he totko k sath mantra  inhe  padh k laabh leve


                                                                    1.divy netra jyoti--

  divya netra jyoti is se  aap sirf samne wale ki aankho me aankhe daal  k apne vash me kar sakte he.. totke k liye samgri--   badi size ka ek nimbu, 2 spoon mdh ki deggi mirch, 2spoon haldi, 2 spoon sukha dhaniya,podina, tata namak swadanusar podine  ko laal hone tak dhimi aanch pe bhune 20 gm mungfali k tail me jab podina puri tarah bhun k laal  ho jaye  usme kate hue adrak k barik tukde  daal  de uske baad isme murgi k passene ki 2 boond dale fir namak mirch daal k  sab  ko ache  se mila le jab ye ban k tayar ho jaye  apne  paas   rakh le

raat me  12  baje apne ghar  ka  sara  pani baha  de   pani ki  ek boond bhi ghar me nahi rahni chahiye  ya  aesi jagah ka chayan kare  jahan se pani kam se kam 20 k.m door ho  aasan lagaa k beth jaye
is mantra ka ucharana jor jor se 200 baar kare >>>
"yahoo bhum swaha nesto nabooda netram jyoti tivram bham bham bhmaaa bham"

uske baad  nimbu kaat  k uska ras kisi bartan me le or jo masala aapne banaya he usko alag bartan me  le fir dono pe wahi mantra  padh k  11,11 bar  fooke  jor se fuknaa he  fuuuuuuuu  kar k

  fir masala nimbu k ras k sath mila le  mix is tarah karna he  k  dhila dhila rahe ras   jitna  ho us matra me masala milaye

ab  dono hath  ki pahli ungli me masala  uthaye   or bham bham  ki aawaz  moo se nikalte hue  apni  aankho me purai tarah se lagayeki  aankho ka koi bhi sthan chute nahi

agar  aap  mann  saaf hoga to aankho  jordar jalan hogi..  or jaise hi jalan ka anubhav ho   aap   khush ho jaye  ki aapka  ye kaam qamyab hua  or haan   jalan k mare  agar  aapne   mootra tyag diya vastro me  to  aapka  kaam bigad jaega
aanshu nikle niklne  do  lekin mal mootra nahi nikalna chahiye

or  jor jor se  bham bham ka ucharan karte rahe kuch ghanto k baad  aankhe khol le fir apne ghar jaye ab aap  jisko chahe  apni aankho se nachaye or  is  tuch prani ko bhi aashirwad de  ki  wo  aage bhi  isi tarah sabki seva karta rahe
                                                                          

                                                                       2.divya  karan shakti

divya karan shakti ye shakti se aap  milo door beth k jis vyakti ki baate  sunna chahte he  he sun sakte he bina kisi  upkaran k bas  aapko jaroorat he  kuch karne ki

is  vidhi me kaam aane wali samgri he 100 m.l. petrol   200 g.m barood  ek itra ki choti botal.... khusbudar kuch  agarbatiya or kuch saaf suthre kapde  k chote chote 2 tukde lo  dono tukdo pe kaan ka chitra bana le or unhe  itra me bhiga le uske baad  is mantra ka ucharan jor jor se   500 baar kare

"yahoo bhum swaha nesto nabooda karnam jyoti tivram bham bham bhmaaa bham"

jab 500 baar mantra padh le fir barood or petrol mix kar le is  ghol me dono kapde bhigo le   or  unhe bham bham karte hue apne kaano me daal  le  haan pahle  sidhe kaan me dale  fir ulte me  uske  baad    do garabati le  unhe jalaye    or  jor jor se bham bham ka ucharan karte hue  apne kaano k paas le jaye agar  aapka mann  saaf hua to  turant  bham ki aawaz sunayi degi  or kano me jalane jaisa  anubhav hoga is se vichlit na ho  ye shakti aapke kano me parvesh kar rahi he  kuch der dhiraj rakhe dard ko bardast kare q ki har dard k piche  hi qamyabi he maa ko dard hota he tabhi santan ki prapti hoti he is sansar me har vastu pane k liye dard  se gujarna padta he
is tarah jab 1 ghanta  bit jaye  aapki shakti ban k tayar he   ab  aapko kuch nahi karna he  jiski baat sun na  chahta he usko apni aankhe band  kar  k apne samne laao  or wo kya baate karta he suno  -- jab  aap  ye sab karne me qamyab ho jaye is garib ko dua me jaroor yaad rakhe  dhanywad


                                                                 3.. divya nasaa shakti

is shakti se aap  sungh k hi pata laga sakte he ki samne wala kaisa he vafadar he ya gaddar he koi kaam shuru karne se pahle hi uske natize aap sungh k pata laga sakte he ki usme laabh he ya hani he
sirf sungh k hi pata laga sakte he world cup ka match ho ya satte ka aankda  sungh k hi sab pata lag jaega ye shakti se mausam kaisa rahega barish hogi ya nahi ....bole to mausam ki jankari bhi le sakte he
is  sidhi ko prapt karne k liye 21 din tak aapko tapsya karni hogi
isme lagne wali samagri he--- prati din-- kali mirch 100 g.m laal mirch  aakhi 100 g.m , hari mirch 2 ,gaay k gobarse bane uple 2

ab kisi aesi jagah ka chayan kare  jo bahot choti ho  jisme tum beth jaao  or ek inshn or beth sake wahan laal rang ki langot pahan k baba ramdev ki tarah beth jao sharir pe or koi kapde na ho us langot k alawa

ab ek matki le usme uple jalaye bole to angar ki tarah aag nahi lagni chahiye  us pe kali mirch or laal mirch daal k moo or naak us matki k moo pe laga de wahan se uthne wale dhunve ko apne sans k dvara andar jane  de  sath me ye mantra ucharan kare

"yahoo bhum swaha nesto nabooda nakodaa shaktiyam  tivram parvesham bham bham bhmaaa bham"

  600 bar ye mantra ucharan karna he bina khansi k or  jab tak 600 baar na ho jaye aapko moo matki se nahi hatana he   agar khansi ki vajah se moo hatao to jahan se hataya he wahin se shuru karo jaise 10 baar padh k hataya to  aapko dubara ek se nahi karna he 11  se  kar sakte he  is tarah jab  600  ho jaye hari mirch uthao un pe  matki me bachi hui rakh lagao  or   lambi lambi sans  lete hue apni naak  k dono chedo me  jahan tak  ghusa  sako ghusao waise  puri ghusane  me fayda he    jab puri ghus jaye  moo  khol k wahi so jaao  ye vidhi 21 din tak karni he  agar  aap  ka mann  saaf  hua to   tisre din hi ek sundar  si devi  aapke  sapne me aaegi lekin  aapko us k sundar roop ko dekh k apne lakshya se  nahi bhatkna he uske samne apni icha rakh de   wo agar haan kah degi to tum is  me qamyab ho jaoge or is tarah aap ghar bethe bethe hi  sungh k pata laga sakte he ki kya hone wala he  or kya nahi hone wala he


dhanywad-- pathako  aapko hamare diye mantra kaise lage is bare me jaroor bataye aage  bhi aapko  bahot upyogi or aasan  mantra diye jayenge  tab tak k liye
alvidaaaaaaa

KHUBSURAT DIKHNE K TARIKE

aaj k is modern yug  me har ladki khubsurati ki daud me ek dusre se aage bhagne ki koshis kar rahi he wo apne chehre or badan ko aise banakar rakhti he ki har koi usko dekhe or kahe wah kya maal he. or  ye sab sun k wo nihal ho jaye.

waise achi surat ki ladkiyo k liye  har koi aisa bolta he wo waise hi khubsurat he lekin hamare bataye hue tariko pe chal k  badsurat ladki bhi achi achi khubsurat ladkiyo ko pachad sakti he or khubsurat ladki hamara tarika istmaal kare to aasman ki pariya bhi sharma jaengi 

 ab badsurat ladkiyo ko khubsurat ladkiyo se jalne ki jarurat nahi he  ye  daur  kuch kar dikhane ka aaj tak sundar ko ati sundar banane k tarike hi aaye he  kisi ne banjar ujde chehre ki ladkiyo k liye kuch nahi banaya wo bechari andar se toot jati he or khud ko faltu samjh k chulhe choke  k samne  jhonk deti he or bimar pati ki belan se khujli mita kbacho ko kahti he or ek roti du beta. nahi nahi ab waqt badal gaya he kamoo 28 ki age me 22  ki lagegi ab kisi engineer bhai ko apni bahan ki fikar karne ki jarurat nahi uski bahan buddhi  nahi hogi agar hamare tarike  pe chale  to

sabse pahle aapko mann me than lena he ki 70 mint he mere paas aaj duniya ki sabae khubsurat dikhungi hi chahe iske liye meri jaan chali jaye in ye 70 mint mujh se  mera bhagwan bhi nahi le sakta..  ye 70 mint meri zindagi badal denge

agar aapko bhulne ki bimari he to ye  jo yahan likha ja  raha he ghajini film k aamir khan ki tarah apne pure badan pe likh le lekin hamare bataye tarike jarur istmaal kare

kaise dikhe khubsurat--->

1. jo ladkiya pahle hi khubsurat he wo aalsi ho gayi he wo sochti he waise hi hajaro deewane  he ab q nahane dant saaf karne jaise ghatiya kaamo me  waqt ki barbadi kare jab bhi kahin party me jana ho wo moo pe chinte maar k makeup chadha k nikal jati he moo ki badboo chipane k liye wriglys chabati rahi he bas tumko  ye karna he roj nahana he  or dant bhi ghis ghis  k saaf karne he isse  tum kuch jagah pe  to  yahin maat de dogi

2.  "aatmvishvash" ye ek aesi chij he jiske dum pe inshan chand pe bhi chala gaya bas aapko apna aatmvishvash bana k rakhna he agar aap sach me bahut gandi shaql ki malkin he to aap ko har un chijo se parhej karna he jo aapka aatmvisvah tode  sabse pahle to apne ghar se aaina nikal k fake de ye manhus hi sabse bada dushman he uski jagah kisi heroin ki badi si photo laga de jab bhi aap kahin jane ki tayari kare ache se makeup maar k mast kapde pahan k us  tasvir k samne khade ho k soche wah kya lag rahi he bas  tab yahi sochna he ki wo tum khud ho uske baad dekho waise  chera chahe  jitna ganda ho lekin ek chamak aa jaegi  

3. aesi ladkiyo se dosti kare jo aap se bhi jyada badsurat ho jis se aap andho me kani rani lagengi jisse koi bhi ladka sabse pahle aapko dekhega.. or har dum un ladkiyo ko apni khubsurati ka ahsas karwati rahe unke jalne se bhi aap me nikhar aayega 

4.khubsurat ladkiya aksar ghamndi hoti he wo kisi se bhi sidhe moo baat nahi karti.. lekin tumko ye galti nahi karni he.. har kisi se hans k bolna he hansi nahi aaye tab bhi hasna he khas taur se ladko se hans k hi bolo agar wo kahe >> aaj meri "maa mar gayi tumhe kahna he >>  "omg lol ye kaise hua mubaraq ho ek na ek din marna hi tha baad me mahngayi  badh jati to jyada kharcha hota chalo abhi saste me nipat gaya kaam" is se aap or jyada khubsurat lagengi

5.aapko boy hostal,collage k aage se kam se kam din me char se panch baar nikalna chahiye aksar ladko ki ghurti nazre or unko mare hue comment  bhi khubsurati badha dete he gadhiyo ko bhi hoor ka ahsas karwate he 

6.  mahnga prodcut bhi koi bhala karne wale to he nahi sirf paise ki barbadi he isliye raat me sone se pahle apne moo pe aata laga le jisse  kam se kam dil me ye rahega ki aapne koi product use kiya he or fayda hoga  dil me khusi milegi raat me neend  achi aaegi or paisa bhi bachega jisse aap or sundar lagengi

7. jab ghar se nikle bade bade kach wale chasme laga le jo aapka aadhe se jyada chehra cover kar le usse  aapki aadhi badsurati waise hi dhak jaegi or aap khubsurat dikhne lagegi

aakhir kyon naraz hoti he ladkiya..? ( janiye unhi se )

ladkiyo ki narazgi pe kayi shayaro ne shayri tak likh di or wah wahi lootli...

or sab ne apne mann se baate banayi ki ye vajah se roothti he yaa wo vajah se roothti he

achche-achche nar ka sir fat gaya lekin triya-charitra ki asli vajah tak koi nahi pahunch paya

mere kuch gareeb ujde dosto ne mujhe ye kaam diya ki vajah kya he malum to kar

to me kuch mahan kameeniyo se malum kiya

waise wo bata nahi rahi thi lekin bahot jyada jor dene pe unka moo khul hi gaya

ab sirf mardo ko tharki kahne wali in aurto ka roop bhi dekh lo

to shuru karte kameeniyo se khtam karenge kameeni pe>>>

1.ankita ----ab is mahngayi k daur me aap k kayi sapne hote he ki har badhiya se badhiya chij aapke paas ho or ab in sabka bojh to papa pe nahi daal sakte na.. isliye ham b.f banate he ki wo hamare arman poore karega.. lekin wo chindi-chor bhelpuri jesi ghatiya chije khila k apni jimmedari se bachna chahta he..tab aakhri_rasta yahi hota he ki naraz ho jaao.. apne maa baap k liye kuch kare na kare lekin g.f ko manane k liye ladke ghar k bartan bhi bech dete he...

2. soniya--- jo kal tak kutte ki tarah mere ghar k chakkar lagata tha.. mere ghar se nikalne pe mere piche lag jata tha.. aaj wahi mera b.f ban k mere baap ki tarah sawal karta he ki kahan gayi thi..? q gayi thi.. ? usse q baat ki..? to khopdi ghumegi hi na itna sab sawal karne he baap ki tarah to mere ko q pataya..meri maa ko pata le.. meliya x-(

3.nisha-- meri lagbhag 30 se bhi jyada frd he un log k bich me uthna-bethna hota he mera... wo aaye din apne b.f ki gift ki hui chije dikhati rahti he..me waise lalchi nahi hun lekin ab logo k samne sir utha k jine me kuch to hona chahiye na... or ye baat bhondu raam k bheje me nahi aati isliye..rooth_roop ka sahara lena padta he..or use mujhe manane ko kuch tohfa dena hota he

4. pooja--- narazgi ek lagam ka kaam karti he ek aesi lagam jo ghode to kya sand ko bhi control kar leti he..bas is lagam ka istmaal sahi dhang se karna aana chahiye ...mere 20 b.f he sabko kabu me kiya hua he..jab se maine narazgi ka sahara liya he meri life badal gayi he..pahle mujhe har choti-badi jarurat k liye papa k samne hath failana hota tha...ab to papa ko bhi jarurat ho to mujh se kahte he beti jara ye kaam nikalwa do..or mujhe bas lagam ghumani hoti he...;;)

5. kanu---jab-jab mujhe usse boriyat hone lagti he ya mujhe lagta he ab wo fir se jaan khayega.. me busy kar deti hun usko..haan me usse naraz ho jati hun kisi bhi bahane se fadda kar k..4,5 din ka aaram mil jata he mujhe..or ye 4,5 din me bahot maze se gujarti hun ;)

6. kamla--- jab-jab kahin party me jaao wahan bahot sari ladkiya hoti he or wo jab unhe dekh k jyada itrane lagta he to bada bura lagta he uska sara dhyan apni or khichne ko me apna moo kaddu k jaisa foola leti hun or uska sara tharkipan chala jata he or wo kutte ki tarah mere piche ghumta he mujhe manane me lag jata he

7.rekha--- ab ye sawal hi bewkoofi bhara he k q hoti he naraz ladkiya.. mera chandu kabhi koi shiqayat ka moka nahi deta jaisa me bolu waisa hi karta he.. jahan bolu beth jata he jahan bolu khda ho jata he.. isliye us pe gussa aata he ki wo mujhe naraz hone ka moka q nahi deta mujhe...mere bhi arman he ki me rooth jaun or wo mujhe manane ko mahnge tohfe laye... isliye aksar me usse roothi rahti hun ki plz mujhe naraz kar.. me baki ladkiyo ki tarah bevajah naraz hone wali me se nahi hun isliye mujhe naraz hone ki vajah chahiye..to aap log mere liye dua karna mera chandu mujhe naraz hone ki vajah de :*

8.vimla--- kuch mardo ka kahna he ki ladkiyo ki tarif karo wo jaldi fisal jati he... usi tarah ye hamara tarika kisi ladke ko apni baat manwani ho naraz ho jaao.. waise ladkiyo ka naraz hona fayde ka soda he ladkiyo k naraz hone se kitne logo ko kaam milta he >>> jaise phool wale, bhelpuri wale, gift wale sabka dhanda chal padta he..

9. anjali--- ab kesi baate karte he aap... rootha to apno pe hi jata haina...ham kya salman khan, aamir khan pe thodi naraz hote he..waise tum mardo ko bhi na hamari ek khusi dekhi nahi jaati.. khud daru pee k gatar me pade rahoge tab bhi sahi ho.. ham thoda sa naraz ho jaye aag lag jati he tumhare

10. geeta (aunty) --- jab hum itna mehnat karti he makeup karna..padosan k sath beth k sare zamane ki chugli karna... khana banana or wo ghar aake bartan,kapde dhone jaise mamuli kaam bhi nahi karta to bas hona padta he naraz ..or wo kar deta he mujhe manane ko chote bade kaam...ab naraz hoke koi sona chandi to manga nahi na isme itna bawal karne ki kya jarurat he

ki blog likho tum log

NARAZ LADKI ( Girl Friend ) KO MANANE K TARIKE

dosto pahle aapko " ladki patane k tarike" bataye the

ab me aapko ye bhi bata du ki ladki pat jane k baad naraz bhi bahot hoti he or usko manana patane se bhi jyada mushqeel kaam he

inshan ko pagal bana deta he uska baar baar naraz hona kayi logo ne apni naraz mohabbat ko manane k liye jaan pe khel k kartab kiye he jaise ye pic me nazar aa raha he

lekin tum zhandu balm log waisa kuch to kar nahi paoge

or agar tum sochoge ki chor k dusri fasa loge to beta jahan bhi jaoge yahi paoge jo ladki fasegi wo naraz bhi hogi

isliye me tumhari basi basayi duniya ko barbad hote nahi dekh sakta

jin tharkiyo k tariko se tumne ladkiya fasayi he ab unhi tharkiyo se naraz mohabbat ko manana bhi sheek lo

tharkiyo hajir hoooooooooo

1.sahil (kuku-)-- un ka baar-baar moo fulana yahi ek aesi chij he jisme dimag ki waat lag jati he mann me gussa to itna aate he ki laat maar k dant tod dun lekin is harqat se market me badnami hogi or nayi ladki patne se pahle 100 baar sochegi isliye jin bahno ki madad se ladki ko pataya he fir se unhi k paas jao or wahi dukh sunana chalu kar do bahan me gandi shaqal ka hun isliye shayed wo mujhe chor k kisi or k sath jana chahti he fir dekho tumhari bahan kaisa jadu chalaegi or roothi hui ladki maan jaegi

2.rjd_vidhayak-- ye bhi jeevan ka saty he ladki pategi to roothegi bhi agar rooth jaye to apne dil me ye galat fahmi na aane de ki wo kisi or k sath lag gayi he isse aapke aatm vishwas me kami aaegi

bas ahinsa ka marg apna k use laal phool bhejte rahe or use manane k liye kisi bhi had tak chale jaye uska sandas bhi uthana pade to utha le... mera marg katheen he lekin jeet paki he wo roothne wali aaj nahi to 4 bacho ki amma ban jaegi tab bhi lot k aaegi ( dil to bacha he ji )

3.jimmyjedost-- ladki fasane k liye to uski saheli ki tarif ka idea diya tha lekin manane k liye uski saheli ki tarif to kya baat bhi mat karna verna chehre pe jooto k nishan aise jam jaenge jaise gili mitti me per rakh diya ho kisi ne..... is baar bhi tarif karni he lekin is baar is roothi hui janu ki tarif karni he.... uske samne wo pal yaad karo jo tumne hanste hue bitaye he thoda senti ho k kaho me manta hun galti meri he lekin aage se nahi karunga ek moka to dedo janu is tarah wo fad fadata panchi shant ho jaega or khud hi pinjre me chala jaega

4.wizdog--- ladki agar mere tarike se fasayi he to me yahi kahunga ki kisi roothi hui ko manane ki mehnat karne se acha he utne waqt me 2 ladki or pata loge.... jab tum free raho koi kaam na ho ya koi or ladki bhav na de rahi ho tab...... us roothne wali k paas dubara jao or kaho i m sorry me galat tha maine tumhara dil dukahya..... wo man ki bhadas nikalegi tum pe gandi gandi galiya bhi de sakto he lekin sab chupchap soon lena jhoot se patayi he to besharm ban k mana bhi lo usme kya he

5. ajay_the_crime-- mere papa kahte he beta ajay ye ladkiya hoti hi " katiya " ki tarah he wo ladko ko apna kutta bana k rakhna chahti he aisa kutta jo " wo kahe to bhonke " wo kahe to kate "

ab tumhe yahan sunny deol ban k katiya se panga nahi lena he bas katiya ki ghulami qabool karni he baat ban jaegi.. yani pahle bol bol k patao baad me chup rah k manao

6. jaidixit---kisi mandir ya masjid k bahar jao wahan pade hue sare joote chura lo or unhe bech k jo paise aaye un paiso se uske liye koi acha sa tohfa khareedo q ki jo ladki tumhari jeb dekh k fasi he wo is baar kuch gift le k hi manegi

( ye ishq nahi aasan bas itna samjh li jiye,chindi ka dher he or chor ban k jana he) chindi chor )

7.sukha_mewa--- love ka ye part bahot ganda he " ladki ka roothna" inshan ko sukha_mewa bana deti he jalim ki narazgi

usko sms karo uski chat id pe offline msg karo q mujh se naraz ho maine kya kiya...? kuch to reply karo bevajah q roothi ho achanak se tumhe kya ho jata he tum to janti ho me tumhare bina ek pal bhi nahi jee pata abhi jo sanse le raha tumhare bina samjho wo bhi udhar ki he (frd ki gf ko ghurte hue man me laddu fodte hue jina udhar ki zindgi ) kab tak ji paunga aise plz ab to kuch baat kar lo bole to malum he galat ham nahi he wahi he fir bhi sare zurm tum qabool lo maan jaegi

8.mikoo--- jaise hi wo rooth jaye sare frd se fir contaq karna chalu karo or sabke samne ro ro kar gidgida k apna dukh batao or kaho plz kuch karo mere liye tumhare frd tumhari help karenge or jaise hi wo maan jaye fir sare frd ko bhul k uske sath udhar chale jao ( dost inshan banata hi bure waqt me madad mangne ko -- ache waqt me dosto ka kya kaam )

9.baate2--mere tarike se patayi hui ladki k roothne k chans kam he lekin kahte he agar roothe nahi to ladki k aurtangi (mard= mardangi- aurat=aurtangi ) pe zamana shaq karta he isliye ladkiya roothti hi he....... 2 baate patane k liye rakho to kam se kam 100 baat manane k liye bhi rakho jisko aam taur pe bahane kahte he sabse jyada kaam nikalte he bahano se " bahane bana dete chahato ki minare "

10.kenryublanka--- mere tarike se patane se wahi ladkiya fasti he jo bahot bolti he.. aesi ladkiya kuch bhi bakwas karti rahti he.. ye naraz tab hoti he jab inki kisi gandi si baat pe aap comment kar de bas inka moo fool jata he

ab agar ye rooth gayi he to fir se apna gaypana dikhao ya to hans k maan jaegi ya is dar se ki aaila ye fir se ladko k piche jaega to log hansenge mujh pe ki iska bf gay he

11.www.d_i_l-- asli khel to ishq ka yahi he roothe hue sanam ko manana uske liye gana hota he pyara sa gana

" aana mere pyar ko jhoota na samjho meri jana

machli khane wali bangalan dekh khaboosh khane wala ho gaya tera deewana" is tarah white white face wali fir se ban jaegi gharwali aahoo

12.lovemeet-- han dosto shaqal gandi ho ya achi ho ladkiya roothti sab barabar he wo roothti hi isliye he ki ham unko manaye unko maza aata he hamko satane me isliye bilkul bhi ghabraye nahi himmat se kaam le usko achi achi heroin k naam se bulaye wo badshaqal langoor in baato se jaldi maan jaegi

13.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuah@y7mail.com---- roothi hui ladki or khuli hui dhoti dono ek jesi he kisi ne dekh liya to izzat jati he isliye jitna jaldi ho sake dhoti ko lapet lo

dhoti jitni lambi he hath utni baar ghumane padte he lapetne me waise hi ladki ki narazgi jitni jyada he sorry bhi utna hi bolna he

14.baba_balatkari----sasura yahi triya charitra he jo any hot girl any cool girl any world girl me he uska kuch mangna hota he bas wo naraz hone ka natak karti he isliye usko jaise naraz ho gift do ham ladki ko mahine me 2 gift deta hun hamka malum he wo har 15 din me naraz hoti he

15.smiling_always---- ladki jab naraz ho uska itna khyal rakho jaise wo peat se he or maa banne wali he is period ko tumne ignore kiya to wo waise hi tumhare hath se chali jayegi jaise tumhare hath me aayi he haan bhai wahi narazgi ka fayda utha k to me frd ki gf ko apni banata hun isliye me bahot savdhan rahta hun

16.xii_white_ii_tiger_xii--- haan me tiger hun or ladki ko bakri ki nazar se bhi dekhta hun lekin agar wo naraz ho jaye to me apna tigerpan chor k uske samne bakri ki tarah ghumne lagta hun mera ye roop dekh k wo jald hi apni narazgi khatam kar leti he bhai maal fasana or fase hue maal ko sambhalna dono hi alag kaam he isliye fanda dono me alag lagta he

17.vermavinit--- maza mashooq ko aata he aashiq ko satane me , patane me itna mehnat kiya he ab kuch or mehnat kar le usko manane me. agar paisa he jeb me to gift le jao nahi to dimag k ghode daudao ladkiya chahe jitni chalak ho wo baato me aa hi jati he unhe bas ache dilog maro real acting me

18.ulta_fulta--- be vajah naraz he to pyar bhari batto se manao or naraz hone ki vajah he to us baat k liye sorry bolo galti tumhari ho ya na ho sorry tumhe hi bolna he kya jata he sorry bol dene se aadmi ulta fulta hun lekin tarike sidhe sidhe hi dunga

19.rakesh ---- utha danda or fod de uska sir aaj me aaunga tarika batane kal kon aayega ye laato k bhhotniya he baato se nahi manegi kahlati abla he or bana diya ham logo ko tabla he bhav hi mat do sab mil ke ek ho jao fir dekho khud kesi line pe aa jaengi

20.wanted ali-- jab gf naraz ho jaye to usko manane k liye usko blackmail karo agar natak karegi to me wo sab baate sabko bata dunga jo tune mujhe batayi he or teri wo tasvire jo tune mujhe dikhayi he tere wo love letter sab ko bata dunga dar jaegi to maan jaegi nahi dare to samajh lena bekar ladki he jisko apni izzat ki parwah nahi uske sath rishta rakh k kya faydaa

21.welcome---- meri gf jab bhi mujh se naraz hoti he me apne kisi ameer dost ki car me beth k uske ghar k chakkar lagata hun or wo sochti he ki sala jab tak cycle pe tha iske sath thi ab aish karne k din aaye is se door hun or wo lot k aa jati he

22.amir_shrif-- hmmmm ye sach me bahot pechida mamla he.. lekin ye ladkiya badi jalu type hoti he... uske liye kuch aisa kare jo uski baki ki frd k liye unke bf ne nahi kiya ho .. wo ye dekh k itna khus ho jaegi ab meri saheliyo ko jalaungi dikha k soch k.... tum pe pyar ka sagar baha degi

23.innocent420bacha---- ladki fasne k baad naraz hoti he matlab wo ham se pyar karti he....... or uski narazgi sirf natak he....... ek natak usne kiya dusra natak hamko karna he usko manane ka.......ye duniya ek rang manch he or ham sab kathputliya he or ham sabko natak karne ko bheja he uparwale ne to tention kya he mamuuu

24.sunil.kundetkar---- uske samne aanshu bahao ro jao sharm mat karo usko ek ek paisa yaad dilao ki me tere piche kitna kharcha kiya tu mujh se kaise naraz ho sakti he.. tera ghumne firne se laga k khane pine tak ka paisa me diya... tujhe mere jaisa bada murga nahi milega plz mujhe chor k mat jaa or uske bhi dimag ki batti jal jaegi or kahegi "theek hi to he" tu mera sapno ka credit card he tujhe me kaise bhool sakti hun me to mazak kar rahi thi pagal me naraz nahi hun chal ab mujhe badhiya sa cellphone gift kar me khush hun :)

25.sunoh_lucky_ali--- agar beta tumne mera tarika use kar k ladki fasayi he to tum logo ko ab kisi tarike ki jarurat nahi he bas yahi tarika lagate jao na din dekho na raat bas gaate jao

LADKI PATANE K TARIKE

pyar mohabbat ka naam sun k kisi k bhi dil me valvala aa jata he. lekin kuch k valvale hi manzil tak pahunch paate he.. kayi log to sirf all_is _well karte hue zindagi gujar dtete he unki zindagi ladkiyo k bina adhuri hi rah jati

he unhi zhandu balm logo ka dard mujh se dekha nahi gaya isliye mahan tharkiyo k nayab tariqe yahan de raha hun agar kaam ban jaye to dua dena nahi bane to doob marna in tariqo se bhi kuch na kar paao to kabhi kuch nahi hoga

shuru karte he hum sabse bade tharkee se

1.sahil (kuku-)-- kon kahta he ki ladkiya chehre ya age dekh k fasti he is pic me dikhaya kaliya to fir bhi theek he me to isse bhi jyada sadela hun lekin fir bhi ladki pata leta hun ladki patne k liye sabse pahle kuch ladkiyo ko apni bahan bana lo jinki bahot ladkiya frd ho or usi ladki ko apna jhoota dard bata k ro ro k kaho mujhe usse pyar he or wo aapka kaam bana degi ye mera wada he aajma k dekho jaise zahar zahar ko kaat ta he waise hi ladkiya hi ladkiyo ko faswati he

2.rjd_vidhayak-- munna mera marg jara katheen he lekin jeet pakki he ladki ko balika balika kah k hansaao or hansate hansate uske dil me parvesh kar jao ye mat socho ki wo age me kitni choti he ya badi q ki mohabbat dil se hoti he chehre ya age se nahi is tarah tum ek na ek ladki pata hi loge ( dil to bacha he ji )

3.jimmyjedost-- ladkiya udta panchi he Tumhe jo ladki pasand hai, jaakar uski saheliyon ki khoob tareef karo. Wo sochegi ki unmein aisi kya baat hai jo usmein nahi. Aur khud hi tumhari taraf khinchi chali aayegi. or nahi bhi aayi to kam se kam uski saheli to fas hi jaegi

or usko dil k pinjre me band kar lo ( buri shaqal ki ho to bheek mangwane k kaam bhi aa sakti he)

4.wizdog--- itni lambi lambi feko k ladki yaa to baato me aa k fas jaye ya baato se pak k fas jaye hamara maqsad to fasana he or agar wo lapete me na aaye to dusri pe try karo usko le k hi mat pade raho ;)

5.ajay_the_crime-- mere papa kaha karte he Hamesha apni hi baatein karo. Ladki ki ek bhi mat suno. Aisa karne se ladkiyan samjhengi ki tum kaafi buddhimaan ho. Aur wo tum par marne lagengi.

6. jaidixit---Apne batve mein dher saare kaagaz bharke ghumo. Ladkiyon ko lagega ki tum bahut paise wale ho. Aur wo tumhe apne sapnon ka rajkumar samajhne lagengi. Jabki tum jaante ho ki tum to chai bechne wale rajkumar bhi nahi.

7.sukha_mewa---Ladkiyan ki khoob taarif kiya karo. Chahe wo us taarif ke kaabil bhi hai ya nahi. Fir dekho chamatkaar ladki nahi to uski saheliyaan bhi paagal ho jaayengi tumhare peeche.

Jis ladki par tumhara frd fida hai, tum bhi uspar pyaar nyochavar karo. Jaise hi tumhara frd koi galti kar baithe aur chappal khaye, tum jaakar us ladki ka dil behla do. Yaari dosti apni jagah, aur pyaar mohabbat apni jagah.

8.mikoo--- tumhe jo pasand ho bas chipk jao uske piche picha hi mat choro mehnat karte jaao fal ki chinta na karo ek na ek din wo udhar aa hi jaegi

9.baate2--baate mita deti he faslo ki deeware bas sharif bache ban k raho ladkiyo k aas paas kabhi na kabhi moka mil jaye baat karne ka... kar lo baat q ki har setting ki shuruwat baat se hoti he... to 2 baate aesi rakho sath jo har jagah setting karwa de

10.kenryublanka--- ladko se jyada ladkiyo ko gay pasand hote he ye mera manna he me gay ban k kayi ladkiyo k kareeb aaya or is tarah hansa hansa k maine kayi maal kamaye he ladkiya shayed isliye bhi mujh se fas jati ho ki unhe ye lagta hoga agar 1 gay k man me ladki ki mohabbat daal di to hame special ladkiyo me gina jaega

jo bhi ho mera kaam to ban jata he hayyyyyyyyyyy:*

11.www.d_i_l-- han maine bhi pyar kiya he bade besharam hok mehbub k piche lag jaao uski tarif pe tarif,tarif pe tarif ,tarif pe tarif itni tarif karo ki inshaf na mile judge sahab in tarifo k bich me koi na koi white white face wali bangalan fas hi jayegi bhai sahab

12.lovemeet--bheed me sab se gandi shaqal wali ladki pe line maro ye na socho ki badsurat he jo mile uparwale ka shukriya bol k rakh lo kabhi ghee ghana to kabhi moothi chana naseeb me hoga to acha maal bhi mil jaega kabhi

13.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuah@y7mail.com----kuch ladkiya aaj bhi sadgi pasand he unka dil dhotiyo pe bhi dhadkta he isliye dhoti apnao masoom abla fasao

14.baba_balatkari----any hot girl jab hamko dekhti he yahi kahti he yahi he mere sapno ka deshi katta q ki ham apni baato me kafi sextaa paida karte he in baato se achi ladkiya to thook k jati he hum pe lekin buri ladkiya kareeb aa jati he

15.smiling_always---- ladki jo bhi ho fas hi jati he mera manna he jo ladki 1 baar fasi he wo bar bar bhi fas sakti he isliye me aksar dusro ki gf ko bhabhi bhabhi bol k aisa pyar dikhata hun wo apne bf se pak k toot k meri jholi me aa hi jati he isliye aise frd banao jinke gf bahot ho

16.xii_white_ii_tiger_xii--- tiger hun me ladki ko bakri ki nazar se dekhta hun tention nahi leta kitne bade baap ki he waise ladki ka baap jitna bada ho fayda apna hi he mota bakra mota maal tijori ka bhi or wo bhi :x

17.vermavinit--- jitni sharafat dilip kumar ne filmo me nahi dikhayi he usse bhi jyada tum apni baato me laao ladki kya ladki ki maa bhi fas jayegi bas acting real honi chahiye

18.ulta_fulta--- jitni kamina giri he dil me chupa k roni si surat bana k har ladki k samne yahi bolo aaj tak mujh se koi ladki nahi fasi kisi na kisi ko daya aa jaegi or wo fas jaegi

19.rakesh ---- ye bada secret he kaise dedu chalo de deta hun ladki se kaho jaa k rakesh tujhe bahot chahta he is tarah ek ladki or mujh se fas jaegi :)):))

2owanted ali-- holi wale din apne chehre pe gulal laga k uske ghar ja k kaho janu i love u.....wo sharukh khan samjh k fas jaegi bura man jaye to kaho bahan ji bura na mano holi he

21.welcome---- me bhi ladki pataya life me mujhe yaqeen nahi hua tha koi mujh se kaise fas sakta he me bas ladki k samne yahi bola tha me maruti swift lene wala hun ladki fas gayi mujh se ab me kafi ladkiya pata leta hun bas badi badi gadiyo ki tasvire apne jaib me rakh k

22.amir_shrif-- ladki k piche mat bhago qabiliyat k piche bhago qabiliyat k piche bhagoge to ladki shadi k mandap se uth k tumhare piche bhagegi

23.innocent420bacha---- duniya ki har ladki pe try maro ye baat alag he joote bhi pad sakte he lekin har dhande me itna risk to lena hi padta he ek baar tum joote khaloge fir tumhari himmat khul jayegi mere jaise besharam ho jaoge

24.sunil.kundetkar---- apna to he bas yahi ek sapna raam naam japna paraya maal apna lomdi ki nazar rakho sher ka jhoota mil hi jayega iske liye ache sher se dosti banao

25.sunoh_lucky_ali--- jis ladki pe dil aaye uske ghar k bahar khade ho k tab tak gaate raho jab tak k uske ghar se nikal k koi joote na mare is se wo ladki k dil me tumhare liye pyar paida hoga