Sunday, January 9, 2011

NARAZ LADKI ( Girl Friend ) KO MANANE K TARIKE


dosto pahle aapko " ladki patane k tarike" bataye the

ab me aapko ye bhi bata du ki ladki pat jane k baad naraz bhi bahot hoti he or usko manana patane se bhi jyada mushqeel kaam he


inshan ko pagal bana deta he uska baar baar naraz hona kayi logo ne apni naraz mohabbat ko manane k liye jaan pe khel k kartab kiye he jaise ye pic me nazar aa raha he
lekin tum zhandu balm log waisa kuch to kar nahi paoge
or agar tum sochoge ki chor k dusri fasa loge to beta jahan bhi jaoge yahi paoge jo ladki fasegi wo naraz bhi hogi

isliye me tumhari basi basayi duniya ko barbad hote nahi dekh sakta
jin tharkiyo k tariko se tumne ladkiya fasayi he ab unhi tharkiyo se naraz mohabbat ko manana bhi sheek lo

tharkiyo hajir hoooooooooo

1.sahil (kuku-)-- un ka baar-baar moo fulana yahi ek aesi chij he jisme dimag ki waat lag jati he mann me gussa to itna aate he ki laat maar k dant tod dun lekin is harqat se market me badnami hogi or nayi ladki patne se pahle 100 baar sochegi isliye jin bahno ki madad se ladki ko pataya he fir se unhi k paas jao or wahi dukh sunana chalu kar do bahan me gandi shaqal ka hun isliye shayed wo mujhe chor k kisi or k sath jana chahti he fir dekho tumhari bahan kaisa jadu chalaegi or roothi hui ladki maan jaegi

2.rjd_vidhayak-- ye bhi jeevan ka saty he ladki pategi to roothegi bhi agar rooth jaye to apne dil me ye galat fahmi na aane de ki wo kisi or k sath lag gayi he isse aapke aatm vishwas me kami aaegi
bas ahinsa ka marg apna k use laal phool bhejte rahe or use manane k liye kisi bhi had tak chale jaye uska sandas bhi uthana pade to utha le... mera marg katheen he lekin jeet paki he wo roothne wali aaj nahi to 4 bacho ki amma ban jaegi tab bhi lot k aaegi ( dil to bacha he ji )

3.jimmyjedost-- ladki fasane k liye to uski saheli ki tarif ka idea diya tha lekin manane k liye uski saheli ki tarif to kya baat bhi mat karna verna chehre pe jooto k nishan aise jam jaenge jaise gili mitti me per rakh diya ho kisi ne..... is baar bhi tarif karni he lekin is baar is roothi hui janu ki tarif karni he.... uske samne wo pal yaad karo jo tumne hanste hue bitaye he thoda senti ho k kaho me manta hun galti meri he lekin aage se nahi karunga ek moka to dedo janu is tarah wo fad fadata panchi shant ho jaega or khud hi pinjre me chala jaega

4.wizdog--- ladki agar mere tarike se fasayi he to me yahi kahunga ki kisi roothi hui ko manane ki mehnat karne se acha he utne waqt me 2 ladki or pata loge.... jab tum free raho koi kaam na ho ya koi or ladki bhav na de rahi ho tab...... us roothne wali k paas dubara jao or kaho i m sorry me galat tha maine tumhara dil dukahya..... wo man ki bhadas nikalegi tum pe gandi gandi galiya bhi de sakto he lekin sab chupchap soon lena jhoot se patayi he to besharm ban k mana bhi lo usme kya he

5. ajay_the_crime-- mere papa kahte he beta ajay ye ladkiya hoti hi " katiya " ki tarah he wo ladko ko apna kutta bana k rakhna chahti he aisa kutta jo " wo kahe to bhonke " wo kahe to kate "
ab tumhe yahan sunny deol ban k katiya se panga nahi lena he bas katiya ki ghulami qabool karni he baat ban jaegi.. yani pahle bol bol k patao baad me chup rah k manao

6. jaidixit---kisi mandir ya masjid k bahar jao wahan pade hue sare joote chura lo or unhe bech k jo paise aaye un paiso se uske liye koi acha sa tohfa khareedo q ki jo ladki tumhari jeb dekh k fasi he wo is baar kuch gift le k hi manegi

( ye ishq nahi aasan bas itna samjh li jiye,chindi ka dher he or chor ban k jana he) chindi chor )


7.sukha_mewa--- love ka ye part bahot ganda he " ladki ka roothna" inshan ko sukha_mewa bana deti he jalim ki narazgi
usko sms karo uski chat id pe offline msg karo q mujh se naraz ho maine kya kiya...? kuch to reply karo bevajah q roothi ho achanak se tumhe kya ho jata he tum to janti ho me tumhare bina ek pal bhi nahi jee pata abhi jo sanse le raha tumhare bina samjho wo bhi udhar ki he (frd ki gf ko ghurte hue man me laddu fodte hue jina udhar ki zindgi ) kab tak ji paunga aise plz ab to kuch baat kar lo bole to malum he galat ham nahi he wahi he fir bhi sare zurm tum qabool lo maan jaegi

8.mikoo--- jaise hi wo rooth jaye sare frd se fir contaq karna chalu karo or sabke samne ro ro kar gidgida k apna dukh batao or kaho plz kuch karo mere liye tumhare frd tumhari help karenge or jaise hi wo maan jaye fir sare frd ko bhul k uske sath udhar chale jao ( dost inshan banata hi bure waqt me madad mangne ko -- ache waqt me dosto ka kya kaam )

9.baate2--mere tarike se patayi hui ladki k roothne k chans kam he lekin kahte he agar roothe nahi to ladki k aurtangi (mard= mardangi- aurat=aurtangi ) pe zamana shaq karta he isliye ladkiya roothti hi he....... 2 baate patane k liye rakho to kam se kam 100 baat manane k liye bhi rakho jisko aam taur pe bahane kahte he sabse jyada kaam nikalte he bahano se " bahane bana dete chahato ki minare "

10.kenryublanka--- mere tarike se patane se wahi ladkiya fasti he jo bahot bolti he.. aesi ladkiya kuch bhi bakwas karti rahti he.. ye naraz tab hoti he jab inki kisi gandi si baat pe aap comment kar de bas inka moo fool jata he
ab agar ye rooth gayi he to fir se apna gaypana dikhao ya to hans k maan jaegi ya is dar se ki aaila ye fir se ladko k piche jaega to log hansenge mujh pe ki iska bf gay he

11.www.d_i_l-- asli khel to ishq ka yahi he roothe hue sanam ko manana uske liye gana hota he pyara sa gana
" aana mere pyar ko jhoota na samjho meri jana
machli khane wali bangalan dekh khaboosh khane wala ho gaya tera deewana" is tarah white white face wali fir se ban jaegi gharwali aahoo

12.lovemeet-- han dosto shaqal gandi ho ya achi ho ladkiya roothti sab barabar he wo roothti hi isliye he ki ham unko manaye unko maza aata he hamko satane me isliye bilkul bhi ghabraye nahi himmat se kaam le usko achi achi heroin k naam se bulaye wo badshaqal langoor in baato se jaldi maan jaegi

13.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuah@y7mail.com---- roothi hui ladki or khuli hui dhoti dono ek jesi he kisi ne dekh liya to izzat jati he isliye jitna jaldi ho sake dhoti ko lapet lo
dhoti jitni lambi he hath utni baar ghumane padte he lapetne me waise hi ladki ki narazgi jitni jyada he sorry bhi utna hi bolna he

14.baba_balatkari----sasura yahi triya charitra he jo any hot girl any cool girl any world girl me he uska kuch mangna hota he bas wo naraz hone ka natak karti he isliye usko jaise naraz ho gift do ham ladki ko mahine me 2 gift deta hun hamka malum he wo har 15 din me naraz hoti he

15.smiling_always---- ladki jab naraz ho uska itna khyal rakho jaise wo peat se he or maa banne wali he is period ko tumne ignore kiya to wo waise hi tumhare hath se chali jayegi jaise tumhare hath me aayi he haan bhai wahi narazgi ka fayda utha k to me frd ki gf ko apni banata hun isliye me bahot savdhan rahta hun

16.xii_white_ii_tiger_xii--- haan me tiger hun or ladki ko bakri ki nazar se bhi dekhta hun lekin agar wo naraz ho jaye to me apna tigerpan chor k uske samne bakri ki tarah ghumne lagta hun mera ye roop dekh k wo jald hi apni narazgi khatam kar leti he bhai maal fasana or fase hue maal ko sambhalna dono hi alag kaam he isliye fanda dono me alag lagta he

17.vermavinit--- maza mashooq ko aata he aashiq ko satane me , patane me itna mehnat kiya he ab kuch or mehnat kar le usko manane me. agar paisa he jeb me to gift le jao nahi to dimag k ghode daudao ladkiya chahe jitni chalak ho wo baato me aa hi jati he unhe bas ache dilog maro real acting me

18.ulta_fulta--- be vajah naraz he to pyar bhari batto se manao or naraz hone ki vajah he to us baat k liye sorry bolo galti tumhari ho ya na ho sorry tumhe hi bolna he kya jata he sorry bol dene se aadmi ulta fulta hun lekin tarike sidhe sidhe hi dunga

19.rakesh ---- utha danda or fod de uska sir aaj me aaunga tarika batane kal kon aayega ye laato k bhhotniya he baato se nahi manegi kahlati abla he or bana diya ham logo ko tabla he bhav hi mat do sab mil ke ek ho jao fir dekho khud kesi line pe aa jaengi

20.wanted ali-- jab gf naraz ho jaye to usko manane k liye usko blackmail karo agar natak karegi to me wo sab baate sabko bata dunga jo tune mujhe batayi he or teri wo tasvire jo tune mujhe dikhayi he tere wo love letter sab ko bata dunga dar jaegi to maan jaegi nahi dare to samajh lena bekar ladki he jisko apni izzat ki parwah nahi uske sath rishta rakh k kya faydaa

21.welcome---- meri gf jab bhi mujh se naraz hoti he me apne kisi ameer dost ki car me beth k uske ghar k chakkar lagata hun or wo sochti he ki sala jab tak cycle pe tha iske sath thi ab aish karne k din aaye is se door hun or wo lot k aa jati he

22.amir_shrif-- hmmmm ye sach me bahot pechida mamla he.. lekin ye ladkiya badi jalu type hoti he... uske liye kuch aisa kare jo uski baki ki frd k liye unke bf ne nahi kiya ho .. wo ye dekh k itna khus ho jaegi ab meri saheliyo ko jalaungi dikha k soch k.... tum pe pyar ka sagar baha degi

23.innocent420bacha---- ladki fasne k baad naraz hoti he matlab wo ham se pyar karti he....... or uski narazgi sirf natak he....... ek natak usne kiya dusra natak hamko karna he usko manane ka.......ye duniya ek rang manch he or ham sab kathputliya he or ham sabko natak karne ko bheja he uparwale ne to tention kya he mamuuu

24.sunil.kundetkar---- uske samne aanshu bahao ro jao sharm mat karo usko ek ek paisa yaad dilao ki me tere piche kitna kharcha kiya tu mujh se kaise naraz ho sakti he.. tera ghumne firne se laga k khane pine tak ka paisa me diya... tujhe mere jaisa bada murga nahi milega plz mujhe chor k mat jaa or uske bhi dimag ki batti jal jaegi or kahegi "theek hi to he" tu mera sapno ka credit card he tujhe me kaise bhool sakti hun me to mazak kar rahi thi pagal me naraz nahi hun chal ab mujhe badhiya sa cellphone gift kar me khush hun :)

25.sunoh_lucky_ali--- agar beta tumne mera tarika use kar k ladki fasayi he to tum logo ko ab kisi tarike ki jarurat nahi he bas yahi tarika lagate jao na din dekho na raat bas gaate jao

26 comments:

  1. Parti Kirya___________Jan Hit Me____________Jari

    Mitron mera ek asan sa sawal he aap sabse, mere isi swal me aap logon ki samaseya ka hal bhi he

    Mitron ac larki ko patana hi kion jo bar bar roothti ho ....?
    koi ac larki dhondo na jisko roothne ki bimari na ho, aor meri ek bat hamesha yad rakhna chahe aap jo bhi ho shadi shuda ya kuware ho, patni ya mehboba jab bhi rothe to usko manane me apna time kharab na karna balki usko ye kah k '' roothna / roona sehat ke liye bahut jaroori he, isse g halka hota he, tum aram se g halka karo jabtak me jara ghoom fir k aata hoon '' akela chor dena tumhare time k sath sath uska bhi time bachega,

    -: Jab koi manane wala / chup karane wala nahi hota to insan jaldi man jata he / chup hojata he ye soonch kar ki jis k liye rothe / rorahe hen wo to he hi nahi, usko koi farak hi nahi par raha he :-

    Sarv Sadharan ka Shubhchintak____rjd___vidhayak

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  2. parti kriya dene se pahle pura post padh lena chahhiye..... ladki jo bhi he roothegi hi... agar aapki baato pe aa k us roothi hui ko usi halat me chor diya....to wo apna naya manane wala dhundh legi... tab aap yahi partikirya dena....ham to bahar ghumne gaye the... paan khayenge soch k..wapas aaye to...wo bhi nahi thi or ghar ka sara saman bhi gayab he.... janta_ka_subh_chintak

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  3. jaidixhit :)

    mera pichwada unko gift dega -

    usse aacha to teko ek naya keyboard girtk ar du mai -

    yaha galli dena allown ahi hai - nahi to -
    girlfriend ki maa ----- beeppp

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  4. tum sab ko saccha pyar kya hota hai pata nahi hai.

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  5. Yaar pls help me,,
    maine apni girlfriend k carecter pe shak kiya jiski wajah se use maine bahut si ulti sidhi baate kah di(bina gali diye ok)
    ab wo mujhse itna jyada naraz hai ki mujhse nafrat karne lag gayi hai,maine uski friend shahnaz ko bhi ulta sidha kah diya wo sirf maine gusse gusse me kah duya tha,
    mai apni sari galti manta hu aur wo ladki bahut achhi hai mai ye jaan ne k baad bhi uspe dowd kiya,please koi solution batao,mai uske bina ek pal bhi nahi rah sakta
    uski friend se bhi help nahi le sakta,
    maine unki mammi ko bhi kaha tha ki meri reshma mujhse naraz ho gayi hai pls unhe manao to wo kahne lage phone rakkho mai baat karti hu,
    fir koi jawab nahi aaya,
    yaaro pls help karo meri plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
    .mai unhe bahut jyada chahta hu,mai unka sath zindagi bhar nibhana chahta hu,
    mujhse gusse me bahut kuchh ulta sidha ho jata hai,mai to unki friend shahnaz ki najro me bhi gir chuka hu,unka kahna hai

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  6. hii mera naam rohit he..sab se pahle ladki patalo fir jab wo tumhare pyar me pagal hone lagegi...to tum b usse utna he pyar karte rahna...or jab kabhi b wo tum se ruth jaaye to usko manana mat kyo ki agar tum ne usko 2 baat pyar ki bol kar mana b liya to wo fir agle din jarur tum se naraj hogi.. it,s my cheleng ok

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  8. yara meri girl friend ne naraj hokar breakup kar diya ab wo bat bhi nhi krna chahti kya kru kuch smjh me ni aa rha hai sorry bhi bol diya but wo man hi nhi rhi hai,,

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  9. Hi!!!!
    yaar Plx help me!!
    mai ne apni g.f k baray me bht zayda ulta sida bol diya hai..
    or ab wo muhj se itni naraz hai k usne hmara relation hi katam kar diya hai...
    plz help me us say bht pyar karta hn or konay se darta hn...
    plz koi bataye me kya karun???

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    1. hi..i am N.T mere khyal se aap ko uske aas paas rehkar use yeh mehsus dilana chahiye ki aap se galti hui hai .aur usse aisi baate karne ki kosis kijiye jisse use hasi aaye aur agr wo baat nahi karti hai to use hamesa ishare se baat kare aur use khus karne ki kosis kare
      Agar wo aapse saccha pyar karti hogi to jarur maan jayegi
      Agr aisa ho jaaye to plz mujhe mail karna-narayankumarthakur@gmail.com

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  10. mera name mahesh hai ..mari girlfriend mare se bhaut naraj hai kuki mane kesi 1 ladki ko i love you bol deya tha ...lakin mare girlfriend ko pata chal geya ..ab mare se bhaut naraj hai uskome kase khush karu ...??

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  11. uffffff pyar ka chakar chal mere dost idear pakar ankhe band karke dekh dost galati teri hai tune usko aisa q kaha ab to sun usko bol main us se mazak kar raha tha bus dekhna chahta tha ke wo kis type ki larki hai or meri jan jiske sath reh rehi hai wo larki thek bhi hai ya nahi bus mujhe itna dekhna tha agr ap muje galat samj rahi hai to uske liye sorry ab ap jo chahti hai wo karen ye keh de or uske bad uska jawab sun agr wo nahi mane to 2 din tak bat mat kar dimag thekane pe aa jayega jani best of luck bye my email koi kam ho to bata dena sohailseo@gmail.com

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  12. baar baar manane ke baawjood bhi ruth jana
    is me uska bachpana saaf najar aata hai
    or hame bhi hamara pyar abhi tk mature najar nahi aata h
    is liye humne to ek mahine tk us se na koi baat ki na message
    aakhir last din unka msg. Aaya or kaha ki aap to hamari koi value hi nahi jante
    or humne bhi apna dehla nehle pe maar diya or kaha ki gale me dhol baand kr ghumu or sbko kahu ki mujhe tumhari kitni fikar h
    madam ye bachkani harkate bacche krte h hum nahi
    hum apki kitni value karte h ye apko hamari aankhon me najar aa gaya hoga
    is ke liye mujhe dhindhora pitne ki jarurat nahi
    bus aa gayi line pe
    lekin 2 din baad phir wohi apni dhapli apna raag
    humne bhi socha ab ise dheel do
    or side me ek dusri ka bandobast taiyaar rakho
    uparmar74@yahoo.com

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  13. yaar meri gf mujhse bbt ni kar rahi jab se maine use ye keh ke black mail kiya hai ki uske saare love lettar sabko dikha dunga kya karu ab mai btao koi

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  14. meri gf aj mujse 1 mahina ho gaya roote hue or m usse bhut pyar karta hu, hua yu ki wo kisi ladke s bat karti thi or muje nhi btaya or jb muje uski frnd s malum pada fir b m kuch nhi bola mene socha ye khud hi bta degi mene bhut pucha nhi batayi or muje gussa aa gaya or mene usko thappad mar di uske bad wo mujse bat karna band kr diya ab m kya kru ab m bhut pareshan hu or aj to m uske liye mar gaya mene bol diya ki m sucide kr rha hu

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  15. ek ladki k liye suicide kroge bhut brave ho yr, fir socho tumhare parents ka kya ho wo to tumhari lash dekhte hi...!!!
    Ek kam kro apne parents se bat kro ki ap kisi ladki se pyar krte ho aur uske bina nhi rh skte wo tumhari feling ko samjhenge aur us ldki se bat krnge use smjhayenge fir wo man jayegi aur tumhe mil jayegi lekin pehle ye jarur pata kr lena ki wo jis ldke se bat krti thi wo kon tha uska dost ya bro.

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  16. Many youngsters fall in love and they lost their love for many reasons and disturb from our life many are trying attempt to suicide but not used a solution We can take help of astrologer to solve our problems they used many techniques
    vashikaran mantra

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  17. love is life,but tension is not the life.ladki means tension.phir v logo ko pyar hota hai,mujhe v hua hai.meri g.f ka naam sunita chouhan hai,hm love krte hai lekin woh nai.baat v karte hai,jhagra v karte hai lekin fir v dono mil jate hai,isi ko kehte hai pyar.mai toh us ummid me hu ki kabhi na kabhi wo mujhe zarur pyar karegi.kyunki ummido ka diya tab hi bujta hai,jab insan ki maut aa jaye.maine nafrat ko mohhabat se jeetna jana hai.isliye hmare pyar ko milne me der hai lekin andher nahi.ABHISHEK VIJAY SHARMA

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  18. Aslam Alekum sir ladki pehle razi thi to achanak ghar walo ko pata chalne se wo naraz ho gai hai lift nahi karti bolti nahi main pareshan hoo please help me main kya karu wo bahar nikalti hai dekhti hai magar bolti nahi maine door se hath bandh kar maafi mangi hai sirf dekhti hai koi aur bat nahi karti uske sath ladki bhi jati hai meri padisin hai muje darr hai wo uske sath jo ladki jati hai wo kisi o bata na de please help

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  19. yaar mai ladki ko rula deta hu ager wiswas nhi hai to call kerna 9466321626 apki kasam chahy ladki kasi bhi kio na ho

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  20. meri girl friend mujhse naarz hai kyuki wo ni chahti thi ki mere aur us kare bare me kisi ko pata chale,but clg me sabhi log jaan gaye they, bs itni si baat se naraaz hai wo,,,,

    kaise manauu mai usko???
    plz help me..

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  21. maine apne dost ki baato me aa kar

    pehle din hi apni classmate se jhagda kar liya


    ab mai use patana chah rha hoo

    par wo mujhko dekhti bhi nahi aur humesa group me hone ke karan mai usse akle me baat bhi nahi kar pata hou

    plz koi idea batao taki mai use pata sakoo

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  22. ladki menane me us sekho ki me tumhere liye mer skta hu metumhere bina jinda nahi reh skta. god ne chaya to uska dil pinghl jayega or vo fir tumse phele jesi ho jayagi.

    BEST OFLUCK
    KULDEEP KHOLA

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  23. me jis larki se pyar kerta hu uski badi bhen se mera chakar tha hum dono ko usne saath me dekh liya tab se roothi hai maan hi nahi rahi hai kasi manaye help me

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  24. Love horoscope of a person is based on the zodiac sign which gives a great deal exclusive information about his/her and you can also find what kind of natures your partner does have.vashikaran mantra

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