Saturday, January 22, 2011

KHUBSURAT DIKHNE K TARIKE

aaj k is modern yug  me har ladki khubsurati ki daud me ek dusre se aage bhagne ki koshis kar rahi he wo apne chehre or badan ko aise banakar rakhti he ki har koi usko dekhe or kahe wah kya maal he. or  ye sab sun k wo nihal ho jaye.
waise achi surat ki ladkiyo k liye  har koi aisa bolta he wo waise hi khubsurat he lekin hamare bataye hue tariko pe chal k  badsurat ladki bhi achi achi khubsurat ladkiyo ko pachad sakti he or khubsurat ladki hamara tarika istmaal kare to aasman ki pariya bhi sharma jaengi 
 ab badsurat ladkiyo ko khubsurat ladkiyo se jalne ki jarurat nahi he  ye  daur  kuch kar dikhane ka aaj tak sundar ko ati sundar banane k tarike hi aaye he  kisi ne banjar ujde chehre ki ladkiyo k liye kuch nahi banaya wo bechari andar se toot jati he or khud ko faltu samjh k chulhe choke  k samne  jhonk deti he or bimar pati ki belan se khujli mita kbacho ko kahti he or ek roti du beta. nahi nahi ab waqt badal gaya he kamoo 28 ki age me 22  ki lagegi ab kisi engineer bhai ko apni bahan ki fikar karne ki jarurat nahi uski bahan buddhi  nahi hogi agar hamare tarike  pe chale  to
sabse pahle aapko mann me than lena he ki 70 mint he mere paas aaj duniya ki sabae khubsurat dikhungi hi chahe iske liye meri jaan chali jaye in ye 70 mint mujh se  mera bhagwan bhi nahi le sakta..  ye 70 mint meri zindagi badal denge

agar aapko bhulne ki bimari he to ye  jo yahan likha ja  raha he ghajini film k aamir khan ki tarah apne pure badan pe likh le lekin hamare bataye tarike jarur istmaal kare

kaise dikhe khubsurat--->

1. jo ladkiya pahle hi khubsurat he wo aalsi ho gayi he wo sochti he waise hi hajaro deewane  he ab q nahane dant saaf karne jaise ghatiya kaamo me  waqt ki barbadi kare jab bhi kahin party me jana ho wo moo pe chinte maar k makeup chadha k nikal jati he moo ki badboo chipane k liye wriglys chabati rahi he bas tumko  ye karna he roj nahana he  or dant bhi ghis ghis  k saaf karne he isse  tum kuch jagah pe  to  yahin maat de dogi

2.  "aatmvishvash" ye ek aesi chij he jiske dum pe inshan chand pe bhi chala gaya bas aapko apna aatmvishvash bana k rakhna he agar aap sach me bahut gandi shaql ki malkin he to aap ko har un chijo se parhej karna he jo aapka aatmvisvah tode  sabse pahle to apne ghar se aaina nikal k fake de ye manhus hi sabse bada dushman he uski jagah kisi heroin ki badi si photo laga de jab bhi aap kahin jane ki tayari kare ache se makeup maar k mast kapde pahan k us  tasvir k samne khade ho k soche wah kya lag rahi he bas  tab yahi sochna he ki wo tum khud ho uske baad dekho waise  chera chahe  jitna ganda ho lekin ek chamak aa jaegi  

3. aesi ladkiyo se dosti kare jo aap se bhi jyada badsurat ho jis se aap andho me kani rani lagengi jisse koi bhi ladka sabse pahle aapko dekhega.. or har dum un ladkiyo ko apni khubsurati ka ahsas karwati rahe unke jalne se bhi aap me nikhar aayega 

4.khubsurat ladkiya aksar ghamndi hoti he wo kisi se bhi sidhe moo baat nahi karti.. lekin tumko ye galti nahi karni he.. har kisi se hans k bolna he hansi nahi aaye tab bhi hasna he khas taur se ladko se hans k hi bolo agar wo kahe >> aaj meri "maa mar gayi tumhe kahna he >>  "omg lol ye kaise hua mubaraq ho ek na ek din marna hi tha baad me mahngayi  badh jati to jyada kharcha hota chalo abhi saste me nipat gaya kaam" is se aap or jyada khubsurat lagengi

5.aapko boy hostal,collage k aage se kam se kam din me char se panch baar nikalna chahiye aksar ladko ki ghurti nazre or unko mare hue comment  bhi khubsurati badha dete he gadhiyo ko bhi hoor ka ahsas karwate he 

6.  mahnga prodcut bhi koi bhala karne wale to he nahi sirf paise ki barbadi he isliye raat me sone se pahle apne moo pe aata laga le jisse  kam se kam dil me ye rahega ki aapne koi product use kiya he or fayda hoga  dil me khusi milegi raat me neend  achi aaegi or paisa bhi bachega jisse aap or sundar lagengi

7. jab ghar se nikle bade bade kach wale chasme laga le jo aapka aadhe se jyada chehra cover kar le usse  aapki aadhi badsurati waise hi dhak jaegi or aap khubsurat dikhne lagegi

Friday, January 14, 2011

aakhir kyon naraz hoti he ladkiya..? ( janiye unhi se )

ladkiyo ki narazgi pe kayi shayaro ne shayri tak likh di or wah wahi lootli...

or sab ne apne mann se baate banayi ki ye vajah se roothti he yaa wo vajah se roothti he
achche-achche nar ka sir fat gaya lekin triya-charitra ki asli vajah tak koi nahi pahunch paya
mere kuch gareeb ujde dosto ne mujhe ye kaam diya ki vajah kya he malum to kar

to me kuch mahan kameeniyo se malum kiya

waise wo bata nahi rahi thi lekin bahot jyada jor dene pe unka moo khul hi gaya

ab sirf mardo ko tharki kahne wali in aurto ka roop bhi dekh lo

to shuru karte kameeniyo se khtam karenge kameeni pe>>>

1.ankita ----ab is mahngayi k daur me aap k kayi sapne hote he ki har badhiya se badhiya chij aapke paas ho or ab in sabka bojh to papa pe nahi daal sakte na.. isliye ham b.f banate he ki wo hamare arman poore karega.. lekin wo chindi-chor bhelpuri jesi ghatiya chije khila k apni jimmedari se bachna chahta he..tab aakhri_rasta yahi hota he ki naraz ho jaao.. apne maa baap k liye kuch kare na kare lekin g.f ko manane k liye ladke ghar k bartan bhi bech dete he...


2. soniya--- jo kal tak kutte ki tarah mere ghar k chakkar lagata tha.. mere ghar se nikalne pe mere piche lag jata tha.. aaj wahi mera b.f ban k mere baap ki tarah sawal karta he ki kahan gayi thi..? q gayi thi.. ? usse q baat ki..? to khopdi ghumegi hi na itna sab sawal karne he baap ki tarah to mere ko q pataya..meri maa ko pata le.. meliya x-(


3.nisha-- meri lagbhag 30 se bhi jyada frd he un log k bich me uthna-bethna hota he mera... wo aaye din apne b.f ki gift ki hui chije dikhati rahti he..me waise lalchi nahi hun lekin ab logo k samne sir utha k jine me kuch to hona chahiye na... or ye baat bhondu raam k bheje me nahi aati isliye..rooth_roop ka sahara lena padta he..or use mujhe manane ko kuch tohfa dena hota he

4. pooja--- narazgi ek lagam ka kaam karti he ek aesi lagam jo ghode to kya sand ko bhi control kar leti he..bas is lagam ka istmaal sahi dhang se karna aana chahiye ...mere 20 b.f he sabko kabu me kiya hua he..jab se maine narazgi ka sahara liya he meri life badal gayi he..pahle mujhe har choti-badi jarurat k liye papa k samne hath failana hota tha...ab to papa ko bhi jarurat ho to mujh se kahte he beti jara ye kaam nikalwa do..or mujhe bas lagam ghumani hoti he...;;)

5. kanu---jab-jab mujhe usse boriyat hone lagti he ya mujhe lagta he ab wo fir se jaan khayega.. me busy kar deti hun usko..haan me usse naraz ho jati hun kisi bhi bahane se fadda kar k..4,5 din ka aaram mil jata he mujhe..or ye 4,5 din me bahot maze se gujarti hun ;)


6. kamla--- jab-jab kahin party me jaao wahan bahot sari ladkiya hoti he or wo jab unhe dekh k jyada itrane lagta he to bada bura lagta he uska sara dhyan apni or khichne ko me apna moo kaddu k jaisa foola leti hun or uska sara tharkipan chala jata he or wo kutte ki tarah mere piche ghumta he mujhe manane me lag jata he


7.rekha--- ab ye sawal hi bewkoofi bhara he k q hoti he naraz ladkiya.. mera chandu kabhi koi shiqayat ka moka nahi deta jaisa me bolu waisa hi karta he.. jahan bolu beth jata he jahan bolu khda ho jata he.. isliye us pe gussa aata he ki wo mujhe naraz hone ka moka q nahi deta mujhe...mere bhi arman he ki me rooth jaun or wo mujhe manane ko mahnge tohfe laye... isliye aksar me usse roothi rahti hun ki plz mujhe naraz kar.. me baki ladkiyo ki tarah bevajah naraz hone wali me se nahi hun isliye mujhe naraz hone ki vajah chahiye..to aap log mere liye dua karna mera chandu mujhe naraz hone ki vajah de :*

8.vimla--- kuch mardo ka kahna he ki ladkiyo ki tarif karo wo jaldi fisal jati he... usi tarah ye hamara tarika kisi ladke ko apni baat manwani ho naraz ho jaao.. waise ladkiyo ka naraz hona fayde ka soda he ladkiyo k naraz hone se kitne logo ko kaam milta he >>> jaise phool wale, bhelpuri wale, gift wale sabka dhanda chal padta he..

9. anjali--- ab kesi baate karte he aap... rootha to apno pe hi jata haina...ham kya salman khan, aamir khan pe thodi naraz hote he..waise tum mardo ko bhi na hamari ek khusi dekhi nahi jaati.. khud daru pee k gatar me pade rahoge tab bhi sahi ho.. ham thoda sa naraz ho jaye aag lag jati he tumhare

10. geeta (aunty) --- jab hum itna mehnat karti he makeup karna..padosan k sath beth k sare zamane ki chugli karna... khana banana or wo ghar aake bartan,kapde dhone jaise mamuli kaam bhi nahi karta to bas hona padta he naraz ..or wo kar deta he mujhe manane ko chote bade kaam...ab naraz hoke koi sona chandi to manga nahi na isme itna bawal karne ki kya jarurat he
ki blog likho tum log


Sunday, January 9, 2011

NARAZ LADKI ( Girl Friend ) KO MANANE K TARIKE


dosto pahle aapko " ladki patane k tarike" bataye the

ab me aapko ye bhi bata du ki ladki pat jane k baad naraz bhi bahot hoti he or usko manana patane se bhi jyada mushqeel kaam he


inshan ko pagal bana deta he uska baar baar naraz hona kayi logo ne apni naraz mohabbat ko manane k liye jaan pe khel k kartab kiye he jaise ye pic me nazar aa raha he
lekin tum zhandu balm log waisa kuch to kar nahi paoge
or agar tum sochoge ki chor k dusri fasa loge to beta jahan bhi jaoge yahi paoge jo ladki fasegi wo naraz bhi hogi

isliye me tumhari basi basayi duniya ko barbad hote nahi dekh sakta
jin tharkiyo k tariko se tumne ladkiya fasayi he ab unhi tharkiyo se naraz mohabbat ko manana bhi sheek lo

tharkiyo hajir hoooooooooo

1.sahil (kuku-)-- un ka baar-baar moo fulana yahi ek aesi chij he jisme dimag ki waat lag jati he mann me gussa to itna aate he ki laat maar k dant tod dun lekin is harqat se market me badnami hogi or nayi ladki patne se pahle 100 baar sochegi isliye jin bahno ki madad se ladki ko pataya he fir se unhi k paas jao or wahi dukh sunana chalu kar do bahan me gandi shaqal ka hun isliye shayed wo mujhe chor k kisi or k sath jana chahti he fir dekho tumhari bahan kaisa jadu chalaegi or roothi hui ladki maan jaegi

2.rjd_vidhayak-- ye bhi jeevan ka saty he ladki pategi to roothegi bhi agar rooth jaye to apne dil me ye galat fahmi na aane de ki wo kisi or k sath lag gayi he isse aapke aatm vishwas me kami aaegi
bas ahinsa ka marg apna k use laal phool bhejte rahe or use manane k liye kisi bhi had tak chale jaye uska sandas bhi uthana pade to utha le... mera marg katheen he lekin jeet paki he wo roothne wali aaj nahi to 4 bacho ki amma ban jaegi tab bhi lot k aaegi ( dil to bacha he ji )

3.jimmyjedost-- ladki fasane k liye to uski saheli ki tarif ka idea diya tha lekin manane k liye uski saheli ki tarif to kya baat bhi mat karna verna chehre pe jooto k nishan aise jam jaenge jaise gili mitti me per rakh diya ho kisi ne..... is baar bhi tarif karni he lekin is baar is roothi hui janu ki tarif karni he.... uske samne wo pal yaad karo jo tumne hanste hue bitaye he thoda senti ho k kaho me manta hun galti meri he lekin aage se nahi karunga ek moka to dedo janu is tarah wo fad fadata panchi shant ho jaega or khud hi pinjre me chala jaega

4.wizdog--- ladki agar mere tarike se fasayi he to me yahi kahunga ki kisi roothi hui ko manane ki mehnat karne se acha he utne waqt me 2 ladki or pata loge.... jab tum free raho koi kaam na ho ya koi or ladki bhav na de rahi ho tab...... us roothne wali k paas dubara jao or kaho i m sorry me galat tha maine tumhara dil dukahya..... wo man ki bhadas nikalegi tum pe gandi gandi galiya bhi de sakto he lekin sab chupchap soon lena jhoot se patayi he to besharm ban k mana bhi lo usme kya he

5. ajay_the_crime-- mere papa kahte he beta ajay ye ladkiya hoti hi " katiya " ki tarah he wo ladko ko apna kutta bana k rakhna chahti he aisa kutta jo " wo kahe to bhonke " wo kahe to kate "
ab tumhe yahan sunny deol ban k katiya se panga nahi lena he bas katiya ki ghulami qabool karni he baat ban jaegi.. yani pahle bol bol k patao baad me chup rah k manao

6. jaidixit---kisi mandir ya masjid k bahar jao wahan pade hue sare joote chura lo or unhe bech k jo paise aaye un paiso se uske liye koi acha sa tohfa khareedo q ki jo ladki tumhari jeb dekh k fasi he wo is baar kuch gift le k hi manegi

( ye ishq nahi aasan bas itna samjh li jiye,chindi ka dher he or chor ban k jana he) chindi chor )


7.sukha_mewa--- love ka ye part bahot ganda he " ladki ka roothna" inshan ko sukha_mewa bana deti he jalim ki narazgi
usko sms karo uski chat id pe offline msg karo q mujh se naraz ho maine kya kiya...? kuch to reply karo bevajah q roothi ho achanak se tumhe kya ho jata he tum to janti ho me tumhare bina ek pal bhi nahi jee pata abhi jo sanse le raha tumhare bina samjho wo bhi udhar ki he (frd ki gf ko ghurte hue man me laddu fodte hue jina udhar ki zindgi ) kab tak ji paunga aise plz ab to kuch baat kar lo bole to malum he galat ham nahi he wahi he fir bhi sare zurm tum qabool lo maan jaegi

8.mikoo--- jaise hi wo rooth jaye sare frd se fir contaq karna chalu karo or sabke samne ro ro kar gidgida k apna dukh batao or kaho plz kuch karo mere liye tumhare frd tumhari help karenge or jaise hi wo maan jaye fir sare frd ko bhul k uske sath udhar chale jao ( dost inshan banata hi bure waqt me madad mangne ko -- ache waqt me dosto ka kya kaam )

9.baate2--mere tarike se patayi hui ladki k roothne k chans kam he lekin kahte he agar roothe nahi to ladki k aurtangi (mard= mardangi- aurat=aurtangi ) pe zamana shaq karta he isliye ladkiya roothti hi he....... 2 baate patane k liye rakho to kam se kam 100 baat manane k liye bhi rakho jisko aam taur pe bahane kahte he sabse jyada kaam nikalte he bahano se " bahane bana dete chahato ki minare "

10.kenryublanka--- mere tarike se patane se wahi ladkiya fasti he jo bahot bolti he.. aesi ladkiya kuch bhi bakwas karti rahti he.. ye naraz tab hoti he jab inki kisi gandi si baat pe aap comment kar de bas inka moo fool jata he
ab agar ye rooth gayi he to fir se apna gaypana dikhao ya to hans k maan jaegi ya is dar se ki aaila ye fir se ladko k piche jaega to log hansenge mujh pe ki iska bf gay he

11.www.d_i_l-- asli khel to ishq ka yahi he roothe hue sanam ko manana uske liye gana hota he pyara sa gana
" aana mere pyar ko jhoota na samjho meri jana
machli khane wali bangalan dekh khaboosh khane wala ho gaya tera deewana" is tarah white white face wali fir se ban jaegi gharwali aahoo

12.lovemeet-- han dosto shaqal gandi ho ya achi ho ladkiya roothti sab barabar he wo roothti hi isliye he ki ham unko manaye unko maza aata he hamko satane me isliye bilkul bhi ghabraye nahi himmat se kaam le usko achi achi heroin k naam se bulaye wo badshaqal langoor in baato se jaldi maan jaegi

13.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuah@y7mail.com---- roothi hui ladki or khuli hui dhoti dono ek jesi he kisi ne dekh liya to izzat jati he isliye jitna jaldi ho sake dhoti ko lapet lo
dhoti jitni lambi he hath utni baar ghumane padte he lapetne me waise hi ladki ki narazgi jitni jyada he sorry bhi utna hi bolna he

14.baba_balatkari----sasura yahi triya charitra he jo any hot girl any cool girl any world girl me he uska kuch mangna hota he bas wo naraz hone ka natak karti he isliye usko jaise naraz ho gift do ham ladki ko mahine me 2 gift deta hun hamka malum he wo har 15 din me naraz hoti he

15.smiling_always---- ladki jab naraz ho uska itna khyal rakho jaise wo peat se he or maa banne wali he is period ko tumne ignore kiya to wo waise hi tumhare hath se chali jayegi jaise tumhare hath me aayi he haan bhai wahi narazgi ka fayda utha k to me frd ki gf ko apni banata hun isliye me bahot savdhan rahta hun

16.xii_white_ii_tiger_xii--- haan me tiger hun or ladki ko bakri ki nazar se bhi dekhta hun lekin agar wo naraz ho jaye to me apna tigerpan chor k uske samne bakri ki tarah ghumne lagta hun mera ye roop dekh k wo jald hi apni narazgi khatam kar leti he bhai maal fasana or fase hue maal ko sambhalna dono hi alag kaam he isliye fanda dono me alag lagta he

17.vermavinit--- maza mashooq ko aata he aashiq ko satane me , patane me itna mehnat kiya he ab kuch or mehnat kar le usko manane me. agar paisa he jeb me to gift le jao nahi to dimag k ghode daudao ladkiya chahe jitni chalak ho wo baato me aa hi jati he unhe bas ache dilog maro real acting me

18.ulta_fulta--- be vajah naraz he to pyar bhari batto se manao or naraz hone ki vajah he to us baat k liye sorry bolo galti tumhari ho ya na ho sorry tumhe hi bolna he kya jata he sorry bol dene se aadmi ulta fulta hun lekin tarike sidhe sidhe hi dunga

19.rakesh ---- utha danda or fod de uska sir aaj me aaunga tarika batane kal kon aayega ye laato k bhhotniya he baato se nahi manegi kahlati abla he or bana diya ham logo ko tabla he bhav hi mat do sab mil ke ek ho jao fir dekho khud kesi line pe aa jaengi

20.wanted ali-- jab gf naraz ho jaye to usko manane k liye usko blackmail karo agar natak karegi to me wo sab baate sabko bata dunga jo tune mujhe batayi he or teri wo tasvire jo tune mujhe dikhayi he tere wo love letter sab ko bata dunga dar jaegi to maan jaegi nahi dare to samajh lena bekar ladki he jisko apni izzat ki parwah nahi uske sath rishta rakh k kya faydaa

21.welcome---- meri gf jab bhi mujh se naraz hoti he me apne kisi ameer dost ki car me beth k uske ghar k chakkar lagata hun or wo sochti he ki sala jab tak cycle pe tha iske sath thi ab aish karne k din aaye is se door hun or wo lot k aa jati he

22.amir_shrif-- hmmmm ye sach me bahot pechida mamla he.. lekin ye ladkiya badi jalu type hoti he... uske liye kuch aisa kare jo uski baki ki frd k liye unke bf ne nahi kiya ho .. wo ye dekh k itna khus ho jaegi ab meri saheliyo ko jalaungi dikha k soch k.... tum pe pyar ka sagar baha degi

23.innocent420bacha---- ladki fasne k baad naraz hoti he matlab wo ham se pyar karti he....... or uski narazgi sirf natak he....... ek natak usne kiya dusra natak hamko karna he usko manane ka.......ye duniya ek rang manch he or ham sab kathputliya he or ham sabko natak karne ko bheja he uparwale ne to tention kya he mamuuu

24.sunil.kundetkar---- uske samne aanshu bahao ro jao sharm mat karo usko ek ek paisa yaad dilao ki me tere piche kitna kharcha kiya tu mujh se kaise naraz ho sakti he.. tera ghumne firne se laga k khane pine tak ka paisa me diya... tujhe mere jaisa bada murga nahi milega plz mujhe chor k mat jaa or uske bhi dimag ki batti jal jaegi or kahegi "theek hi to he" tu mera sapno ka credit card he tujhe me kaise bhool sakti hun me to mazak kar rahi thi pagal me naraz nahi hun chal ab mujhe badhiya sa cellphone gift kar me khush hun :)

25.sunoh_lucky_ali--- agar beta tumne mera tarika use kar k ladki fasayi he to tum logo ko ab kisi tarike ki jarurat nahi he bas yahi tarika lagate jao na din dekho na raat bas gaate jao

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

LADKI PATANE K TARIKE

pyar mohabbat ka naam sun k kisi k bhi dil me valvala aa jata he. lekin kuch k valvale hi manzil tak pahunch paate he.. kayi log to sirf all_is _well karte hue zindagi gujar dtete he unki zindagi ladkiyo k bina adhuri hi rah jati
he unhi zhandu balm logo ka dard mujh se dekha nahi gaya isliye mahan tharkiyo k nayab tariqe yahan de raha hun agar kaam ban jaye to dua dena nahi bane to doob marna in tariqo se bhi kuch na kar paao to kabhi kuch nahi hoga

shuru karte he hum sabse bade tharkee se

1.sahil (kuku-)-- kon kahta he ki ladkiya chehre ya age dekh k fasti he is pic me dikhaya kaliya to fir bhi theek he me to isse bhi jyada sadela hun lekin fir bhi ladki pata leta hun ladki patne k liye sabse pahle kuch ladkiyo ko apni bahan bana lo jinki bahot ladkiya frd ho or usi ladki ko apna jhoota dard bata k ro ro k kaho mujhe usse pyar he or wo aapka kaam bana degi ye mera wada he aajma k dekho jaise zahar zahar ko kaat ta he waise hi ladkiya hi ladkiyo ko faswati he


2.rjd_vidhayak-- munna mera marg jara katheen he lekin jeet pakki he ladki ko balika balika kah k hansaao or hansate hansate uske dil me parvesh kar jao ye mat socho ki wo age me kitni choti he ya badi q ki mohabbat dil se hoti he chehre ya age se nahi is tarah tum ek na ek ladki pata hi loge ( dil to bacha he ji )

3.jimmyjedost-- ladkiya udta panchi he Tumhe jo ladki pasand hai, jaakar uski saheliyon ki khoob tareef karo. Wo sochegi ki unmein aisi kya baat hai jo usmein nahi. Aur khud hi tumhari taraf khinchi chali aayegi. or nahi bhi aayi to kam se kam uski saheli to fas hi jaegi
or usko dil k pinjre me band kar lo ( buri shaqal ki ho to bheek mangwane k kaam bhi aa sakti he)

4.wizdog--- itni lambi lambi feko k ladki yaa to baato me aa k fas jaye ya baato se pak k fas jaye hamara maqsad to fasana he or agar wo lapete me na aaye to dusri pe try karo usko le k hi mat pade raho ;)

5.ajay_the_crime-- mere papa kaha karte he Hamesha apni hi baatein karo. Ladki ki ek bhi mat suno. Aisa karne se ladkiyan samjhengi ki tum kaafi buddhimaan ho. Aur wo tum par marne lagengi.

6. jaidixit---Apne batve mein dher saare kaagaz bharke ghumo. Ladkiyon ko lagega ki tum bahut paise wale ho. Aur wo tumhe apne sapnon ka rajkumar samajhne lagengi. Jabki tum jaante ho ki tum to chai bechne wale rajkumar bhi nahi.

7.sukha_mewa---Ladkiyan ki khoob taarif kiya karo. Chahe wo us taarif ke kaabil bhi hai ya nahi. Fir dekho chamatkaar ladki nahi to uski saheliyaan bhi paagal ho jaayengi tumhare peeche.

Jis ladki par tumhara frd fida hai, tum bhi uspar pyaar nyochavar karo. Jaise hi tumhara frd koi galti kar baithe aur chappal khaye, tum jaakar us ladki ka dil behla do. Yaari dosti apni jagah, aur pyaar mohabbat apni jagah.

8.mikoo--- tumhe jo pasand ho bas chipk jao uske piche picha hi mat choro mehnat karte jaao fal ki chinta na karo ek na ek din wo udhar aa hi jaegi

9.baate2--baate mita deti he faslo ki deeware bas sharif bache ban k raho ladkiyo k aas paas kabhi na kabhi moka mil jaye baat karne ka... kar lo baat q ki har setting ki shuruwat baat se hoti he... to 2 baate aesi rakho sath jo har jagah setting karwa de

10.kenryublanka--- ladko se jyada ladkiyo ko gay pasand hote he ye mera manna he me gay ban k kayi ladkiyo k kareeb aaya or is tarah hansa hansa k maine kayi maal kamaye he ladkiya shayed isliye bhi mujh se fas jati ho ki unhe ye lagta hoga agar 1 gay k man me ladki ki mohabbat daal di to hame special ladkiyo me gina jaega
jo bhi ho mera kaam to ban jata he hayyyyyyyyyyy:*

11.www.d_i_l-- han maine bhi pyar kiya he bade besharam hok mehbub k piche lag jaao uski tarif pe tarif,tarif pe tarif ,tarif pe tarif itni tarif karo ki inshaf na mile judge sahab in tarifo k bich me koi na koi white white face wali bangalan fas hi jayegi bhai sahab

12.lovemeet--bheed me sab se gandi shaqal wali ladki pe line maro ye na socho ki badsurat he jo mile uparwale ka shukriya bol k rakh lo kabhi ghee ghana to kabhi moothi chana naseeb me hoga to acha maal bhi mil jaega kabhi

13.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuah@y7mail.com----kuch ladkiya aaj bhi sadgi pasand he unka dil dhotiyo pe bhi dhadkta he isliye dhoti apnao masoom abla fasao

14.baba_balatkari----any hot girl jab hamko dekhti he yahi kahti he yahi he mere sapno ka deshi katta q ki ham apni baato me kafi sextaa paida karte he in baato se achi ladkiya to thook k jati he hum pe lekin buri ladkiya kareeb aa jati he

15.smiling_always---- ladki jo bhi ho fas hi jati he mera manna he jo ladki 1 baar fasi he wo bar bar bhi fas sakti he isliye me aksar dusro ki gf ko bhabhi bhabhi bol k aisa pyar dikhata hun wo apne bf se pak k toot k meri jholi me aa hi jati he isliye aise frd banao jinke gf bahot ho

16.xii_white_ii_tiger_xii--- tiger hun me ladki ko bakri ki nazar se dekhta hun tention nahi leta kitne bade baap ki he waise ladki ka baap jitna bada ho fayda apna hi he mota bakra mota maal tijori ka bhi or wo bhi :x

17.vermavinit--- jitni sharafat dilip kumar ne filmo me nahi dikhayi he usse bhi jyada tum apni baato me laao ladki kya ladki ki maa bhi fas jayegi bas acting real honi chahiye

18.ulta_fulta--- jitni kamina giri he dil me chupa k roni si surat bana k har ladki k samne yahi bolo aaj tak mujh se koi ladki nahi fasi kisi na kisi ko daya aa jaegi or wo fas jaegi

19.rakesh ---- ye bada secret he kaise dedu chalo de deta hun ladki se kaho jaa k rakesh tujhe bahot chahta he is tarah ek ladki or mujh se fas jaegi :)):))

2owanted ali-- holi wale din apne chehre pe gulal laga k uske ghar ja k kaho janu i love u.....wo sharukh khan samjh k fas jaegi bura man jaye to kaho bahan ji bura na mano holi he

21.welcome---- me bhi ladki pataya life me mujhe yaqeen nahi hua tha koi mujh se kaise fas sakta he me bas ladki k samne yahi bola tha me maruti swift lene wala hun ladki fas gayi mujh se ab me kafi ladkiya pata leta hun bas badi badi gadiyo ki tasvire apne jaib me rakh k

22.amir_shrif-- ladki k piche mat bhago qabiliyat k piche bhago qabiliyat k piche bhagoge to ladki shadi k mandap se uth k tumhare piche bhagegi

23.innocent420bacha---- duniya ki har ladki pe try maro ye baat alag he joote bhi pad sakte he lekin har dhande me itna risk to lena hi padta he ek baar tum joote khaloge fir tumhari himmat khul jayegi mere jaise besharam ho jaoge

24.sunil.kundetkar---- apna to he bas yahi ek sapna raam naam japna paraya maal apna lomdi ki nazar rakho sher ka jhoota mil hi jayega iske liye ache sher se dosti banao

25.sunoh_lucky_ali--- jis ladki pe dil aaye uske ghar k bahar khade ho k tab tak gaate raho jab tak k uske ghar se nikal k koi joote na mare is se wo ladki k dil me tumhare liye pyar paida hoga