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RUPYA PAISA KAMANE K RAHASYMAYI TARIKE ( DHANWAN -AMEER)

                                                        
                                                        bharat  rishi muniyo ka desh he !!

in mahatamao ko parmatma ne apne kayi rahsya bata rakhe he..  lekin ye un rahsyo ko apne mann me hi chupa K rakhTe he

 kisi  kisi pe INKI kripa drashti pad JATI  to ye bata dete he

lekin wo bhi unsuljhi pahlei  ki tarah jisne  suljha liya wo labh utha leta he jo nahi samjh paya wo isi
gutthi me ulajh k rah jata he!!

aaj  aapko isi tarah ki unsuljhi gutthi  suljha  k deta hun  kaam aa jaye to dua dena  is se bhi labh na utha sako to doob marna   iske  bad   bhi kuch nahi kar paao to !!
jeena vyarth he bojh he apman he

zindagi gujarne  k liye sabse  zaroori  chiz kya he ?

pagal ko bhi ye sawal  puchoge to patthar  maar k kahega paisa  or  kya sala   hota mere paas   to pagal nahi hota me :|

haan  ye sach he  90% mushkil  paise se  aasan ho jati he..  jiske paas paisa nahi he  wahi samjh sakta he is baat ko
ye chiz hi aesi he jitna ho  kam hi lagta he   khair  ye  faltu ki baat  chor  k sidhe  mudde ki baat pe aate he!!

QUE.1 dhan  ki devi  kon .....?  ( A) .DURGA  ( b). SARSVATI  (c). PARVATI  (D). LAXMI

ANS. (D) LAXMI  bilkul sahi jawab is sawal ka jawab de kar jeete to kuch bhi nahi ho aage  chalte he  shayed kuch jeet jaao

QUE.2 laxmi ka vahan kon...? (A). MARUTI 800   ( B ).  PULSHAR  ( C )  TATA NAINO ( D ) ULLU



hmm  D. ullu   ko lock kar diya  jaye :-?   bilkul sahi jawab D ullu  is ka jawab de kar bhi aapne kuch nahi jeeta he


in sawalo ka jawab bachhe bhi jante he

lekin ye  batao   laxmi ka vahan ullu   kyon he ?   koi  mahngi si car  ya  achhi si bike   kyon nahi

batao nahi malum na ?  pata he mujhe tumhe  iska jawab nahi malum he ;))

agar iska jawab malum hota to tum log abhi ye blog pe dhanwan banne  k tarike nahi padh rahe hote  aish maar rahe hote :))

na to petrol ki mahngayi na bheed zyada hona  hi vajah he   bhai pahle hi bola he is desh me sare rahsya pahleiyo me he

jisne suljha liya uske vare k nyare

laxmi  ji ne bhi ye rahsya bataya lekin paheli me :d  ab baat zyada lambi kiye bina sidhe se rasta dikha hi du


sidhi si baat he laxmi aati he ullu pe beth k agar tumhe dhanwan banna he  to  sabse pahle ullu banana  sikh lo


ye  ullu  aapke aas paas hi hote he  bas  unhe achhe se banane ki zaroorat he :d

itihas gawah he jisne jitna zyada ullu banaya usne  utna maal batora he


pahle  hum bharat vasiyo ko raja maharajao ne ullu  banaya or aish ki


fir angrezo ne ab neta log  bana  rahe  he  or laxmi ki kripa paa  rahe he

aaj  k yug me  sirf neta hi ullu nahi bana  rahe  sara  k sara desh hi ullu banane me laga he


zyada logo ko kam waqt me  sath me ullu banane ko bade level k ullubazo  tv ka sahara liya he


wo  kahin  gora hone ki cream bech k ullu  bana rahe  to  kahin  slim hone  k  belt bech k


or   pata hote hue bhi  log bade aaram se  ullu ban rahe he


or  laxmi  un pe beth k ja rahi  banane  wale ki tijori me


aap jisko pana chahe  usse  toot k mohabbat kare kisi ki parwah kiye  bina  tab hi aapko wo chiz milti he or itihash  gawah he


apne prem ko pane  k liye  kayi aashiq  aise hue he   jinhone  apne  maa  baap  desh  duniya logo se bagavat kar li


tum bhi is tarah k aahiq bano or paise ko apni mehbooba  bana k  usko toot k chaho usse mohabbat karo


uske  or tumhare bich jo aane  ki koshish kare  usse rishte-nate  tod  do  ek na ek din tumhe tumhari mohabbat mil jaegi ...


ullu banane  k liye sabse pahle  apne dil se " RAHAM" "DAYA" "WAFADARI" naam ki  bekar ki


chizO  ko bahar nikal feko  ye  badi  badha he dhan k marg me kamini har jagah tang ada deti he


or laxmiJI  se door kar deti he :|

free me  milne wali har chiz  utha lo chahe  kaam ki ho ya na ho !!

 or chahe  tumhari jaan jane ka khatra  ho kisi chiz  se  or  dost padoshi rishtedar k liye

wo  zaroori ho to free  me mat do [-(

bhikariyo se talluk banao or kam kimat me  unse  rotiya kharid lo wo waise  bhi wo itna zyada mang k le aate he  ki  4 din tak unke kaam lag jaye or   faltu me khana fek dete he

is tarah bhojan  ka  sahi upyog ho jaega  or tumhe  bhi  gas ki badhti  kimat bhi nahi akhregi

akhbar kharido mat subah jaldi uth k ghumne ki aadat dalo or padosiyo k yahan se chura lo waise isme paap nahi he
ye akhbar wale khud bhi chori  ki khabar  or kahani hi chapte he   to chori  k  maal  ko chura k hi istmal karo

gaay  bhenso ko basi roti khilane ki aadat bhi dalo usse fayda ye hoga ki aap  kuch roti khila k taza dudh bhi nikal sakte he  jisse subah ki chay ka intzam ho jaega ye bhi chori nahi he ye bahadoori  ka kaam he isme  gaay bhens ki laat se aapke dant tootne ka bhi dar he :|


waise  to bike n car kharido hi mat agar kharid hi li he  to  kabhi petrol  mat kharido


apne padosi  ya dost  se kuch zaroori kaam  ka bahana bana k  mang lo bike or


thoda  sa petrol usme se chura lo  boond  boond  se   tanki bhar lo apni bike ki

waise train me langda  k chadhoge to jagah bhi mil jaegi or paise bhi nahi lagenge

koi kya sochega mere bare me ye khyal to  galti se bhi dil me mat aane do   jis din ye khyal aana shuru hota he

usi din se daridrta tumhari mehman ban k sath aane lagti he jaise jaise ye khyal apni pakad banata he

garibi bhi jade jama leti he

aaj paise k liye  log sari duniya k samne apni bahu betiyo k sath  KAZRARE KAZRARE BOL K thoomke lagate he or sab unki tarif karte he

 vajah unhone besharmi   kar kar k paisa kama liya he  or ab wo paise wale he

unhi ki tarah besharm bano sharam naam  ki bimari se picha  chura lo

                              ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna

ZINDAGI ME AAPNE PAISA KAISE KAMAYA YE AHMIYAT NAHI RAKHTA ..AAPNE   KITNA KAMAYA YE AHAM HE

shadi k baad jaise hi nayi bahu apne ghar aati he sab kyon kahte he laxmi aayi he vajah saaf he dulha ullu  

hota he or us pe savar ho k aayi  he

ye duniya ka dastoor he  jo yugo se chalta aa raha he zindagi me  sab ek dusre ko ullu bana k  hi  chal rahe he agar tum kahin ullu  ban gaye ho to  us baat  ko le  k dukhi mat  ho  or na hi aanshu bahao kyonki koi kitna hi shyana kyon na ho ullu banta hi he

aage  badho  hosla  rakho or ent ka jawab patthar se  do

or  jo mile use ullu banao ek soor me gaao mile ullu mera tumhara to ullu  bane hamara
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VASHIKARAN--MANTRA

har jagah nirash kisi kaam me safalta na milna  haath aaye  avsar bhi naqamyabi me badal jana to har inshan nirasha me doob k apna jevan barbad kar leta he..lekin ab nirash hone ki jarurat nahi he...
   na to hum aapko bechne aaye  he tavij na hi  koi chamtkari anguthi na koi chamtkari mala..... hum to aapka parichay karwaenge aapko apne hi andar chupi shaktiyo se jinhe aapko mantro se sadhna he
 yahan diye ja rahe kuch mantra

in mantro ka upyog kar k aap kisi ko bhi apne vash me kar sakte he jawan se laga k budhiya aurat ko  ya bache  se laga  k budhe mard ko

ya kisi  bhi janwar ko apne ishare pe nacha sakte he ya  aap se milo door bethe kisi bhi vyakti ko aap bethe bethe  kuch mantro k upyog se apne paas  bula sakte he
 yahan aapko diye ja rahe he totko k sath mantra  inhe  padh k laabh leve


                                                                    1.divy netra jyoti--

  divya netra jyoti is se  aap sirf samne wale ki aankho me aankhe daal  k apne vash me kar sakte he.. totke k liye samgri--   badi size ka ek nimbu, 2 spoon mdh ki deggi mirch, 2spoon haldi, 2 spoon sukha dhaniya,podina, tata namak swadanusar podine  ko laal hone tak dhimi aanch pe bhune 20 gm mungfali k tail me jab podina puri tarah bhun k laal  ho jaye  usme kate hue adrak k barik tukde  daal  de uske baad isme murgi k passene ki 2 boond dale fir namak mirch daal k  sab  ko ache  se mila le jab ye ban k tayar ho jaye  apne  paas   rakh le

raat me  12  baje apne ghar  ka  sara  pani baha  de   pani ki  ek boond bhi ghar me nahi rahni chahiye  ya  aesi jagah ka chayan kare  jahan se pani kam se kam 20 k.m door ho  aasan lagaa k beth jaye
is mantra ka ucharana jor jor se 200 baar kare >>>
"yahoo bhum swaha nesto nabooda netram jyoti tivram bham bham bhmaaa bham"

uske baad  nimbu kaat  k uska ras kisi bartan me le or jo masala aapne banaya he usko alag bartan me  le fir dono pe wahi mantra  padh k  11,11 bar  fooke  jor se fuknaa he  fuuuuuuuu  kar k

  fir masala nimbu k ras k sath mila le  mix is tarah karna he  k  dhila dhila rahe ras   jitna  ho us matra me masala milaye

ab  dono hath  ki pahli ungli me masala  uthaye   or bham bham  ki aawaz  moo se nikalte hue  apni  aankho me purai tarah se lagayeki  aankho ka koi bhi sthan chute nahi

agar  aap  mann  saaf hoga to aankho  jordar jalan hogi..  or jaise hi jalan ka anubhav ho   aap   khush ho jaye  ki aapka  ye kaam qamyab hua  or haan   jalan k mare  agar  aapne   mootra tyag diya vastro me  to  aapka  kaam bigad jaega
aanshu nikle niklne  do  lekin mal mootra nahi nikalna chahiye

or  jor jor se  bham bham ka ucharan karte rahe kuch ghanto k baad  aankhe khol le fir apne ghar jaye ab aap  jisko chahe  apni aankho se nachaye or  is  tuch prani ko bhi aashirwad de  ki  wo  aage bhi  isi tarah sabki seva karta rahe
                                                                          

                                                                       2.divya  karan shakti

divya karan shakti ye shakti se aap  milo door beth k jis vyakti ki baate  sunna chahte he  he sun sakte he bina kisi  upkaran k bas  aapko jaroorat he  kuch karne ki

is  vidhi me kaam aane wali samgri he 100 m.l. petrol   200 g.m barood  ek itra ki choti botal.... khusbudar kuch  agarbatiya or kuch saaf suthre kapde  k chote chote 2 tukde lo  dono tukdo pe kaan ka chitra bana le or unhe  itra me bhiga le uske baad  is mantra ka ucharan jor jor se   500 baar kare

"yahoo bhum swaha nesto nabooda karnam jyoti tivram bham bham bhmaaa bham"

jab 500 baar mantra padh le fir barood or petrol mix kar le is  ghol me dono kapde bhigo le   or  unhe bham bham karte hue apne kaano me daal  le  haan pahle  sidhe kaan me dale  fir ulte me  uske  baad    do garabati le  unhe jalaye    or  jor jor se bham bham ka ucharan karte hue  apne kaano k paas le jaye agar  aapka mann  saaf hua to  turant  bham ki aawaz sunayi degi  or kano me jalane jaisa  anubhav hoga is se vichlit na ho  ye shakti aapke kano me parvesh kar rahi he  kuch der dhiraj rakhe dard ko bardast kare q ki har dard k piche  hi qamyabi he maa ko dard hota he tabhi santan ki prapti hoti he is sansar me har vastu pane k liye dard  se gujarna padta he
is tarah jab 1 ghanta  bit jaye  aapki shakti ban k tayar he   ab  aapko kuch nahi karna he  jiski baat sun na  chahta he usko apni aankhe band  kar  k apne samne laao  or wo kya baate karta he suno  -- jab  aap  ye sab karne me qamyab ho jaye is garib ko dua me jaroor yaad rakhe  dhanywad


                                                                 3.. divya nasaa shakti

is shakti se aap  sungh k hi pata laga sakte he ki samne wala kaisa he vafadar he ya gaddar he koi kaam shuru karne se pahle hi uske natize aap sungh k pata laga sakte he ki usme laabh he ya hani he
sirf sungh k hi pata laga sakte he world cup ka match ho ya satte ka aankda  sungh k hi sab pata lag jaega ye shakti se mausam kaisa rahega barish hogi ya nahi ....bole to mausam ki jankari bhi le sakte he
is  sidhi ko prapt karne k liye 21 din tak aapko tapsya karni hogi
isme lagne wali samagri he--- prati din-- kali mirch 100 g.m laal mirch  aakhi 100 g.m , hari mirch 2 ,gaay k gobarse bane uple 2

ab kisi aesi jagah ka chayan kare  jo bahot choti ho  jisme tum beth jaao  or ek inshn or beth sake wahan laal rang ki langot pahan k baba ramdev ki tarah beth jao sharir pe or koi kapde na ho us langot k alawa

ab ek matki le usme uple jalaye bole to angar ki tarah aag nahi lagni chahiye  us pe kali mirch or laal mirch daal k moo or naak us matki k moo pe laga de wahan se uthne wale dhunve ko apne sans k dvara andar jane  de  sath me ye mantra ucharan kare

"yahoo bhum swaha nesto nabooda nakodaa shaktiyam  tivram parvesham bham bham bhmaaa bham"

  600 bar ye mantra ucharan karna he bina khansi k or  jab tak 600 baar na ho jaye aapko moo matki se nahi hatana he   agar khansi ki vajah se moo hatao to jahan se hataya he wahin se shuru karo jaise 10 baar padh k hataya to  aapko dubara ek se nahi karna he 11  se  kar sakte he  is tarah jab  600  ho jaye hari mirch uthao un pe  matki me bachi hui rakh lagao  or   lambi lambi sans  lete hue apni naak  k dono chedo me  jahan tak  ghusa  sako ghusao waise  puri ghusane  me fayda he    jab puri ghus jaye  moo  khol k wahi so jaao  ye vidhi 21 din tak karni he  agar  aap  ka mann  saaf  hua to   tisre din hi ek sundar  si devi  aapke  sapne me aaegi lekin  aapko us k sundar roop ko dekh k apne lakshya se  nahi bhatkna he uske samne apni icha rakh de   wo agar haan kah degi to tum is  me qamyab ho jaoge or is tarah aap ghar bethe bethe hi  sungh k pata laga sakte he ki kya hone wala he  or kya nahi hone wala he


dhanywad-- pathako  aapko hamare diye mantra kaise lage is bare me jaroor bataye aage  bhi aapko  bahot upyogi or aasan  mantra diye jayenge  tab tak k liye
alvidaaaaaaa