RUPYA PAISA KAMANE K RAHASYMAYI TARIKE ( DHANWAN -AMEER)

                                                        
                                                        bharat  rishi muniyo ka desh he !!

in mahatamao ko parmatma ne apne kayi rahsya bata rakhe he..  lekin ye un rahsyo ko apne mann me hi chupa K rakhTe he

 kisi  kisi pe INKI kripa drashti pad JATI  to ye bata dete he

lekin wo bhi unsuljhi pahlei  ki tarah jisne  suljha liya wo labh utha leta he jo nahi samjh paya wo isi
gutthi me ulajh k rah jata he!!

aaj  aapko isi tarah ki unsuljhi gutthi  suljha  k deta hun  kaam aa jaye to dua dena  is se bhi labh na utha sako to doob marna   iske  bad   bhi kuch nahi kar paao to !!
jeena vyarth he bojh he apman he

zindagi gujarne  k liye sabse  zaroori  chiz kya he ?

pagal ko bhi ye sawal  puchoge to patthar  maar k kahega paisa  or  kya sala   hota mere paas   to pagal nahi hota me :|

haan  ye sach he  90% mushkil  paise se  aasan ho jati he..  jiske paas paisa nahi he  wahi samjh sakta he is baat ko
ye chiz hi aesi he jitna ho  kam hi lagta he   khair  ye  faltu ki baat  chor  k sidhe  mudde ki baat pe aate he!!

QUE.1 dhan  ki devi  kon .....?  ( A) .DURGA  ( b). SARSVATI  (c). PARVATI  (D). LAXMI

ANS. (D) LAXMI  bilkul sahi jawab is sawal ka jawab de kar jeete to kuch bhi nahi ho aage  chalte he  shayed kuch jeet jaao

QUE.2 laxmi ka vahan kon...? (A). MARUTI 800   ( B ).  PULSHAR  ( C )  TATA NAINO ( D ) ULLU



hmm  D. ullu   ko lock kar diya  jaye :-?   bilkul sahi jawab D ullu  is ka jawab de kar bhi aapne kuch nahi jeeta he


in sawalo ka jawab bachhe bhi jante he

lekin ye  batao   laxmi ka vahan ullu   kyon he ?   koi  mahngi si car  ya  achhi si bike   kyon nahi

batao nahi malum na ?  pata he mujhe tumhe  iska jawab nahi malum he ;))

agar iska jawab malum hota to tum log abhi ye blog pe dhanwan banne  k tarike nahi padh rahe hote  aish maar rahe hote :))

na to petrol ki mahngayi na bheed zyada hona  hi vajah he   bhai pahle hi bola he is desh me sare rahsya pahleiyo me he

jisne suljha liya uske vare k nyare

laxmi  ji ne bhi ye rahsya bataya lekin paheli me :d  ab baat zyada lambi kiye bina sidhe se rasta dikha hi du


sidhi si baat he laxmi aati he ullu pe beth k agar tumhe dhanwan banna he  to  sabse pahle ullu banana  sikh lo


ye  ullu  aapke aas paas hi hote he  bas  unhe achhe se banane ki zaroorat he :d

itihas gawah he jisne jitna zyada ullu banaya usne  utna maal batora he


pahle  hum bharat vasiyo ko raja maharajao ne ullu  banaya or aish ki


fir angrezo ne ab neta log  bana  rahe  he  or laxmi ki kripa paa  rahe he

aaj  k yug me  sirf neta hi ullu nahi bana  rahe  sara  k sara desh hi ullu banane me laga he


zyada logo ko kam waqt me  sath me ullu banane ko bade level k ullubazo  tv ka sahara liya he


wo  kahin  gora hone ki cream bech k ullu  bana rahe  to  kahin  slim hone  k  belt bech k


or   pata hote hue bhi  log bade aaram se  ullu ban rahe he


or  laxmi  un pe beth k ja rahi  banane  wale ki tijori me


aap jisko pana chahe  usse  toot k mohabbat kare kisi ki parwah kiye  bina  tab hi aapko wo chiz milti he or itihash  gawah he


apne prem ko pane  k liye  kayi aashiq  aise hue he   jinhone  apne  maa  baap  desh  duniya logo se bagavat kar li


tum bhi is tarah k aahiq bano or paise ko apni mehbooba  bana k  usko toot k chaho usse mohabbat karo


uske  or tumhare bich jo aane  ki koshish kare  usse rishte-nate  tod  do  ek na ek din tumhe tumhari mohabbat mil jaegi ...


ullu banane  k liye sabse pahle  apne dil se " RAHAM" "DAYA" "WAFADARI" naam ki  bekar ki


chizO  ko bahar nikal feko  ye  badi  badha he dhan k marg me kamini har jagah tang ada deti he


or laxmiJI  se door kar deti he :|

free me  milne wali har chiz  utha lo chahe  kaam ki ho ya na ho !!

 or chahe  tumhari jaan jane ka khatra  ho kisi chiz  se  or  dost padoshi rishtedar k liye

wo  zaroori ho to free  me mat do [-(

bhikariyo se talluk banao or kam kimat me  unse  rotiya kharid lo wo waise  bhi wo itna zyada mang k le aate he  ki  4 din tak unke kaam lag jaye or   faltu me khana fek dete he

is tarah bhojan  ka  sahi upyog ho jaega  or tumhe  bhi  gas ki badhti  kimat bhi nahi akhregi

akhbar kharido mat subah jaldi uth k ghumne ki aadat dalo or padosiyo k yahan se chura lo waise isme paap nahi he
ye akhbar wale khud bhi chori  ki khabar  or kahani hi chapte he   to chori  k  maal  ko chura k hi istmal karo

gaay  bhenso ko basi roti khilane ki aadat bhi dalo usse fayda ye hoga ki aap  kuch roti khila k taza dudh bhi nikal sakte he  jisse subah ki chay ka intzam ho jaega ye bhi chori nahi he ye bahadoori  ka kaam he isme  gaay bhens ki laat se aapke dant tootne ka bhi dar he :|


waise  to bike n car kharido hi mat agar kharid hi li he  to  kabhi petrol  mat kharido


apne padosi  ya dost  se kuch zaroori kaam  ka bahana bana k  mang lo bike or


thoda  sa petrol usme se chura lo  boond  boond  se   tanki bhar lo apni bike ki

waise train me langda  k chadhoge to jagah bhi mil jaegi or paise bhi nahi lagenge

koi kya sochega mere bare me ye khyal to  galti se bhi dil me mat aane do   jis din ye khyal aana shuru hota he

usi din se daridrta tumhari mehman ban k sath aane lagti he jaise jaise ye khyal apni pakad banata he

garibi bhi jade jama leti he

aaj paise k liye  log sari duniya k samne apni bahu betiyo k sath  KAZRARE KAZRARE BOL K thoomke lagate he or sab unki tarif karte he

 vajah unhone besharmi   kar kar k paisa kama liya he  or ab wo paise wale he

unhi ki tarah besharm bano sharam naam  ki bimari se picha  chura lo

                              ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna

ZINDAGI ME AAPNE PAISA KAISE KAMAYA YE AHMIYAT NAHI RAKHTA ..AAPNE   KITNA KAMAYA YE AHAM HE

shadi k baad jaise hi nayi bahu apne ghar aati he sab kyon kahte he laxmi aayi he vajah saaf he dulha ullu  

hota he or us pe savar ho k aayi  he

ye duniya ka dastoor he  jo yugo se chalta aa raha he zindagi me  sab ek dusre ko ullu bana k  hi  chal rahe he agar tum kahin ullu  ban gaye ho to  us baat  ko le  k dukhi mat  ho  or na hi aanshu bahao kyonki koi kitna hi shyana kyon na ho ullu banta hi he

aage  badho  hosla  rakho or ent ka jawab patthar se  do

or  jo mile use ullu banao ek soor me gaao mile ullu mera tumhara to ullu  bane hamara
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