Wednesday, November 3, 2010

NP--POWER

abe kaan khajure kya paka raha he ji han jab aesi aawaz kaan me pade samjh lena tumhara kaan ka naseeb khul gaya he
ye yahoo ki np he
np=nana patekar

ji han ye he ladkiyo ki nana patekar he isne apne 5 k sikke jaise kad se yahoo me apna wo sikka jama rakha he ki 1000 ka note bhi iske samne chawanni lagta he
tarah tarah k mic locker laga k bhi log mic hasil nahi kar pate wahin iski id hi kafi he mic free karwane ko
jab ye apni madhur vani se kisi bhens vani walo se vartalap karti he to sara yahoo tham sa jata he hawao me bhi hurrrrrrrr ki jagah np np ki aawaz hoti he

india:16 me iska aashram he bhaqt jano ko wahin aashirwad deti he kisi ko kaan khajuri ki upadhi to kisi ko dhakkan k laqab se navaja he
kisi ko kabz rog he to inse mile ya inki id ka jaap kare jo bhav kha raha he aane me wo aa jaega np ka naam sun k
waise baba raam dev kahte he karne se hoga ;)
lekin np kahti he kuch bhi mat karo dhakkan tab bhi hoga honi ko koi rok nahi saka he jo hona he hoga
ye yahoo mic pe baato se hi aalom vilom, kapal bhati sab karwa deti he

ye mic pe yoga aashan hi aise karwati he k ladke ludhak ludhak k ludke ho gaye or ladkiya ludhak ludhak k ludkiya ho gai

iske mic pe jaane se wo id bhi hilne dulne lagti he jo barso se room me pani ki matki ki tarah padi he
are iski vani me bahot dam he kranti ki aag he are itni choti si umr me jesi baate ye karti he wo dekh k lagta he ye yahoo pe bahot waqt tak rahegi
kam se kam bhi 20,22 saal to ye or yahoo pe rahegi iske naam se yahoo k room honge
mic locker honge mujhe to lagta he ek din yahoo ka name hi badal k np ho jaega agar aisa ho jata he to mujhe koi tazzub nahi hoga or khusi bhi nahi hogi q ki aisa ho sakta he
or khusi isliye nahi hogi q ki ye karne me yahoo wale late kar rahe he
kai hajar ache user marte he tab ja k aesi 1 aatma banti he
is yahoo ki rajnikant he ye is yahoo ki aamir khan he ye is yahoo ki amitabh he is yahoo ki ketrina , aishwarya nahi he ye
isko hamne to yahoo ki vajah se jana he aane wali nasle np ki vajah se yahoo ko janegi

jald hi isko le k colum banaya jaega jahan sirf iske bare me pakaya jaega
----DHABA--POWER----
Posted by mastmast at 3:20 AM
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14 comments:

  1. baate2November 3, 2010 at 4:01 AM

    Np= mai to National Permit soch raha tha :P

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  2. rjd___vidhayakNovember 3, 2010 at 4:52 AM

    NP ( yahoo ki nanapatekar ) ya fir ( national parmit ) bhariwahan chalak jobhi kaho magar jivan safal hogaya inki khabar padhke magar dhaba power ji me aapko bataon mene suna hai ki ye mahila nanapatekar sirf ind 16 me hi nahi balki ind 5 , 2 , 3 mebhi apna ashram chalati hai aor mahilaon se inka lagao samany se jyadah hai magar mene sirf suna hai kya sahi kyagalat mujeh nahi pata !

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  3. metric.p4ssNovember 3, 2010 at 5:44 AM

    dhaba power ji np (national parmit)1 bar shadi ke mundup se bhag chuki hai kion ki mandup me fero ke pahle police aagai thi aor ye wahan se bhaggai ki kahi bal vivah me ander na hojay agar bal vivah pap hai apradh hai to bal chating bhi maha pap hai ghoor apradh hai jiske liy inko kathor karwas to nahi magar bal karagar me kamse kam 3 sal ka dand bhogna hoga

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  4. against_th3_lawNovember 3, 2010 at 5:47 AM

    np = national parmit tumne hukka choor ke ye rum kabse pina shoru kardia ?
    kahin tumhare madhur kan fodu vani ka raz yahi rum to nahi hai ?

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  5. manchiNovember 3, 2010 at 6:59 AM

    np ki baaten sunke id to kya murde bhi hilne dulne lag jayenp main wo takat hai jo 5 atom bomb main bhi n ho wo uski takat ka raz hai chhipkali soup

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  6. np ki kankhajuriNovember 3, 2010 at 7:05 AM

    mast ji sabse mast np ki pic isko dekh ke gode lene walon ki line lag jayegi

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  7. b3stNovember 3, 2010 at 7:13 AM

    ye chingari hai ya BOMB????????

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  8. AnonymousNovember 3, 2010 at 7:28 AM

    haaaaa hahahahahahaa omg this is sum gud insight n info haha

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  9. AnonymousNovember 3, 2010 at 7:37 AM

    arre yahoo kya internet ko hi np kaha karenge ji

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  10. r4v1November 3, 2010 at 8:00 AM

    NP = National problem & a terror ov international y4ho0 world... NP ji kyon ludko ko ludhkati ho ~~~ kyon gaowalon or mohallewalon ke kam kujhwa deti ho...

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  11. npNovember 4, 2010 at 2:41 AM

    Oye Sahilwaa, tapkau kya tuje? 100 saal ki jawan ludki se panga le raha hai....has mat daant ghas mat :P

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  12. mastmastNovember 4, 2010 at 5:40 AM

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  13. sur33li_akheyon_waaliiNovember 4, 2010 at 6:13 AM

    Np emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    sorry maire words khatam ho gai re tere leye,par itna zaror blongee tere bina yahoo pe mere ko or koi b pasand nae aya re
    1).teri saandh jaise naak
    2).tere nareyal k jaisy baal aha aha
    3)teri ankhyn apus main judi hoen ishhhhhhhhhhh
    4)tere magarmach k jaise hont
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    .bus re itna he kafi ha or such nae bola jata mere sy

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  14. c_r0ssNovember 15, 2010 at 12:43 AM

    wah wah mast g story kya banai....np g aapko bhi badahi ho badhai sab duniya se alag ye yahoo ki duniya banai.....kasam 4 minara ki np to devdas lagri he bhai

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