LADKI PATANE K TARIKE

pyar mohabbat ka naam sun k kisi k bhi dil me valvala aa jata he. lekin kuch k valvale hi manzil tak pahunch paate he.. kayi log to sirf all_is _well karte hue zindagi gujar dtete he unki zindagi ladkiyo k bina adhuri hi rah jati

he unhi zhandu balm logo ka dard mujh se dekha nahi gaya isliye mahan tharkiyo k nayab tariqe yahan de raha hun agar kaam ban jaye to dua dena nahi bane to doob marna in tariqo se bhi kuch na kar paao to kabhi kuch nahi hoga

shuru karte he hum sabse bade tharkee se

1.sahil (kuku-)-- kon kahta he ki ladkiya chehre ya age dekh k fasti he is pic me dikhaya kaliya to fir bhi theek he me to isse bhi jyada sadela hun lekin fir bhi ladki pata leta hun ladki patne k liye sabse pahle kuch ladkiyo ko apni bahan bana lo jinki bahot ladkiya frd ho or usi ladki ko apna jhoota dard bata k ro ro k kaho mujhe usse pyar he or wo aapka kaam bana degi ye mera wada he aajma k dekho jaise zahar zahar ko kaat ta he waise hi ladkiya hi ladkiyo ko faswati he

2.rjd_vidhayak-- munna mera marg jara katheen he lekin jeet pakki he ladki ko balika balika kah k hansaao or hansate hansate uske dil me parvesh kar jao ye mat socho ki wo age me kitni choti he ya badi q ki mohabbat dil se hoti he chehre ya age se nahi is tarah tum ek na ek ladki pata hi loge ( dil to bacha he ji )

3.jimmyjedost-- ladkiya udta panchi he Tumhe jo ladki pasand hai, jaakar uski saheliyon ki khoob tareef karo. Wo sochegi ki unmein aisi kya baat hai jo usmein nahi. Aur khud hi tumhari taraf khinchi chali aayegi. or nahi bhi aayi to kam se kam uski saheli to fas hi jaegi

or usko dil k pinjre me band kar lo ( buri shaqal ki ho to bheek mangwane k kaam bhi aa sakti he)

4.wizdog--- itni lambi lambi feko k ladki yaa to baato me aa k fas jaye ya baato se pak k fas jaye hamara maqsad to fasana he or agar wo lapete me na aaye to dusri pe try karo usko le k hi mat pade raho ;)

5.ajay_the_crime-- mere papa kaha karte he Hamesha apni hi baatein karo. Ladki ki ek bhi mat suno. Aisa karne se ladkiyan samjhengi ki tum kaafi buddhimaan ho. Aur wo tum par marne lagengi.

6. jaidixit---Apne batve mein dher saare kaagaz bharke ghumo. Ladkiyon ko lagega ki tum bahut paise wale ho. Aur wo tumhe apne sapnon ka rajkumar samajhne lagengi. Jabki tum jaante ho ki tum to chai bechne wale rajkumar bhi nahi.

7.sukha_mewa---Ladkiyan ki khoob taarif kiya karo. Chahe wo us taarif ke kaabil bhi hai ya nahi. Fir dekho chamatkaar ladki nahi to uski saheliyaan bhi paagal ho jaayengi tumhare peeche.

Jis ladki par tumhara frd fida hai, tum bhi uspar pyaar nyochavar karo. Jaise hi tumhara frd koi galti kar baithe aur chappal khaye, tum jaakar us ladki ka dil behla do. Yaari dosti apni jagah, aur pyaar mohabbat apni jagah.

8.mikoo--- tumhe jo pasand ho bas chipk jao uske piche picha hi mat choro mehnat karte jaao fal ki chinta na karo ek na ek din wo udhar aa hi jaegi

9.baate2--baate mita deti he faslo ki deeware bas sharif bache ban k raho ladkiyo k aas paas kabhi na kabhi moka mil jaye baat karne ka... kar lo baat q ki har setting ki shuruwat baat se hoti he... to 2 baate aesi rakho sath jo har jagah setting karwa de

10.kenryublanka--- ladko se jyada ladkiyo ko gay pasand hote he ye mera manna he me gay ban k kayi ladkiyo k kareeb aaya or is tarah hansa hansa k maine kayi maal kamaye he ladkiya shayed isliye bhi mujh se fas jati ho ki unhe ye lagta hoga agar 1 gay k man me ladki ki mohabbat daal di to hame special ladkiyo me gina jaega

jo bhi ho mera kaam to ban jata he hayyyyyyyyyyy:*

11.www.d_i_l-- han maine bhi pyar kiya he bade besharam hok mehbub k piche lag jaao uski tarif pe tarif,tarif pe tarif ,tarif pe tarif itni tarif karo ki inshaf na mile judge sahab in tarifo k bich me koi na koi white white face wali bangalan fas hi jayegi bhai sahab

12.lovemeet--bheed me sab se gandi shaqal wali ladki pe line maro ye na socho ki badsurat he jo mile uparwale ka shukriya bol k rakh lo kabhi ghee ghana to kabhi moothi chana naseeb me hoga to acha maal bhi mil jaega kabhi

13.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuah@y7mail.com----kuch ladkiya aaj bhi sadgi pasand he unka dil dhotiyo pe bhi dhadkta he isliye dhoti apnao masoom abla fasao

14.baba_balatkari----any hot girl jab hamko dekhti he yahi kahti he yahi he mere sapno ka deshi katta q ki ham apni baato me kafi sextaa paida karte he in baato se achi ladkiya to thook k jati he hum pe lekin buri ladkiya kareeb aa jati he

15.smiling_always---- ladki jo bhi ho fas hi jati he mera manna he jo ladki 1 baar fasi he wo bar bar bhi fas sakti he isliye me aksar dusro ki gf ko bhabhi bhabhi bol k aisa pyar dikhata hun wo apne bf se pak k toot k meri jholi me aa hi jati he isliye aise frd banao jinke gf bahot ho

16.xii_white_ii_tiger_xii--- tiger hun me ladki ko bakri ki nazar se dekhta hun tention nahi leta kitne bade baap ki he waise ladki ka baap jitna bada ho fayda apna hi he mota bakra mota maal tijori ka bhi or wo bhi :x

17.vermavinit--- jitni sharafat dilip kumar ne filmo me nahi dikhayi he usse bhi jyada tum apni baato me laao ladki kya ladki ki maa bhi fas jayegi bas acting real honi chahiye

18.ulta_fulta--- jitni kamina giri he dil me chupa k roni si surat bana k har ladki k samne yahi bolo aaj tak mujh se koi ladki nahi fasi kisi na kisi ko daya aa jaegi or wo fas jaegi

19.rakesh ---- ye bada secret he kaise dedu chalo de deta hun ladki se kaho jaa k rakesh tujhe bahot chahta he is tarah ek ladki or mujh se fas jaegi :)):))

2owanted ali-- holi wale din apne chehre pe gulal laga k uske ghar ja k kaho janu i love u.....wo sharukh khan samjh k fas jaegi bura man jaye to kaho bahan ji bura na mano holi he

21.welcome---- me bhi ladki pataya life me mujhe yaqeen nahi hua tha koi mujh se kaise fas sakta he me bas ladki k samne yahi bola tha me maruti swift lene wala hun ladki fas gayi mujh se ab me kafi ladkiya pata leta hun bas badi badi gadiyo ki tasvire apne jaib me rakh k

22.amir_shrif-- ladki k piche mat bhago qabiliyat k piche bhago qabiliyat k piche bhagoge to ladki shadi k mandap se uth k tumhare piche bhagegi

23.innocent420bacha---- duniya ki har ladki pe try maro ye baat alag he joote bhi pad sakte he lekin har dhande me itna risk to lena hi padta he ek baar tum joote khaloge fir tumhari himmat khul jayegi mere jaise besharam ho jaoge

24.sunil.kundetkar---- apna to he bas yahi ek sapna raam naam japna paraya maal apna lomdi ki nazar rakho sher ka jhoota mil hi jayega iske liye ache sher se dosti banao

25.sunoh_lucky_ali--- jis ladki pe dil aaye uske ghar k bahar khade ho k tab tak gaate raho jab tak k uske ghar se nikal k koi joote na mare is se wo ladki k dil me tumhare liye pyar paida hoga